I get the weirdly opposite wherein my brain starts to try to translate it through whatever lexicon I may have, Korean for example don’t know a bit but any Romance language or Germanic language getting rammed through the lexiconic equivalent of Frankensteins monster as presented by HR Giger. I try to avoid Spanish, I can understand spoken Frisian.

I have had a fan running nearly constantly since middle school I am now 25. I fear the amount of cat hair glued to the blades, it’s one of those tower ones with the conical blades. I will not open it to clean the blades for fear that it’ll die.

This is clearly derived from chicken magic.

Chicken arise arise chicken arise.

All hail leather the best waterproofing!

Before anyone brings up cruelty of animal products don’t worry, I would go full Texas chainsaw massacre for the sake of my own amusement. Y’all can’t get through my red and brown morality!

Take your fowl magic elsewhere vvitch.

Also id probably lose 4 of these before giving up outright.

Can the trap be a glacier? I want future archeologists to dissect my corpse much like how Ötzi who was probably a metal shaman based off of his tools and how far travelled he was. Though he was most likely a very early example, also he was most likely murdered.

How the fuck did you guys retain dueling laws?

It’d look like that shitty secret service uniform Nixon tried to implement, but somehow worse.

As a someone with lots of Mc and mac in his ancestory I can tell you it’s rather amusing being counter racist to them. Oh you consider us to be the same race? Sorry to break it to ya but according to your WASP predecessors wouldve lynched ya if they knew and frankly speaking I concur.

Who needs camps when napalm and cluster munitions exist? If your indiscriminate enough with it you can even make an area unlivable, I propose we strike Salt Lake City first.

While that may have been an issue for some the sheer amount of arsenic bronze artifacts kinda points in the direction of it being the arsenic. Mercury was more of an issue for later cultures who used it for makeup or other sundries, or alchemists and Medicare but they played around with questionable materials all the time.

The Great lakes copper complex also used cold forging which avoids the issues of vaporization. Can’t have your brain melted by vaporized materials if you never melt it down or cast it, though thats only possible due to the relative purity of the more veins.

Also the Great lakes copper complex most likely kicked off due to the collapse of trade routes making getting good quality stone for tools a right pain in the ass.

Does Bronze count as a mineral for these purposes? If so did you know that the earliest form of bronze was arsenical and that large amount of copper deposits used during the copper and bronze age were contaminated by arsenic. This is probably what resulted in early blacksmiths being shamans, because they poisoned themselves while making their tools and went crazy.

I want this job so bad. Do you know how much I know but never get asked about! I have to inflict it apon people to get it out ofy system.

Sounds like a skill issue.

Also it could just be Molag Bal being a dick, daedric curses tend to have symbolism behind them. For example if memory serves right the reason werebeasts transform at night is because Hircine is honoring Lorkhan/Shor/Shezar who’s corpse is the moons, but not the necromancers moon that’s manimarco the god of necromancy.

Just going to point out that the sun in the elder scrolls universe isn’t a ball of plasma and is infact a big ass hole in the fabric of reality from when Magnus pussies out of creation. So it is entirely possible that plants could grow without sunlight in the elder scrolls.

Also for any more specialized lore junkies are vampires hurt by the raw Magicka from the sun or is it more of a raw lumens thing?

Also also the Empire had a space program, do with that what you will.

I liked the one that shot the dickhead scientist.

I resent this statement, but I guess my insanity is tempered by my utilitarianism. Can’t commit hate crimes against Mormons and Seventh Day Adventist right now due to their political influence. But one day I will feed their profligate priests to the Joshua trees.

Mark Levin has the pre-existing issue of still breathing I propose we correct this with a knife, crowbar, and a pair of posts to hold him spread eagle. The blood eagle shall be committed!