waiting for the first birds-as-a-DB startup to get a billion dollars in VC funding
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
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The prosecutor is gonna bust the fattest nut of his life during discovery if he reads the defendant’s credit card statements
tourist@lemmy.worldto ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Are you better verbal or written?English12·6 days agoAlpha
Ballso
Charlie
Delt in narcotics
Echo
Fucktruck
I need 3-4 seconds to recall the rest of the letters
do you have any laptops with the bios unlocked
edit: I am not soliciting stolen goods I am asking a question out of interest
tourist@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How's your weekend sex going with your partner?1·9 days agoI tried catching up on work and got pretty much nowhere. Friday night, most of yesterday, and some of today.
To any employment seekers reading this, if the company mentions SAP anywhere: Job description; website; linkedin follows - anything, then I would strongly advise you to stay the fuck away
Otherwise; Friday and Saturday I got high before bed and watched old episodes of the Adam Friedland show. Highly recommended.
Oh, to answer the full question, yeah SAP really fucked me sideways
tourist@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Rule34 blocked the UK entirely rather than comply due to the new law.English15·10 days agoMy networking knowledge may be out of date, but can’t you get around region locked sites with VPNs or Tor?
I was in Turkey in July 2019. Wikipedia was blocked. I had to use Tor to access it. On installation I think I had to tick a special box that said something like “use flux capacitor bridge for blablabla countries like China and Turkey”
Though In that case, Wikipedia didn’t give a fuck if you were accessing it from Tor. The government did.
I know some sites block tor/VPN access for various reasons
unattended bag of chips
tourist@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Women are anonymously spilling tea about men in their cities on viral appEnglish3·11 days agothere’s gotta be at least one fun game like that
tourist@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Which country do you like the most?3·14 days agoThe US importing guns from Brazil has the same vibe as Saudi Arabia importing sand from Australia
tourist@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Study finds AI tools made open source software developers 19 percent slowerEnglish7·17 days agoA “junior” project manager at my company vibe coded an entire full stack web app with one of those LLM IDEs. His background is industrial engineering and claims to have basically no programming experience.
It “works”, as in, it does what it’s meant to, but as you can guess, it relies on calls to LLM APIs where it really doesn’t have to, and has several critical security flaws, inconsistencies in project structure and convention, and uses deprecated library features.
He already pitched it to one of our largest clients, and they’re on board. They want to start testing at the end of the month.
He’s had one junior dev who’s been managing to keep things somewhat stable, but the poor dude really had his work cut out for him. I only recently joined the project because “it sounded cool”, so I’ve been trying to fix some flaws while adding new requested features.
I’ve never worked with the frameworks and libraries before, so it’s a good opportunity to upskill, but god damn I don’t know if I want my name on this project.
A similar thing is happening with my brother at a different company. An executive vibe coded a web application, but this thing absolutely did not work.
My brother basically had one night to get it into a working state. He somehow (ritalin) managed to do it. The next day they presented it to one of their major clients. They really want it.
These AI dev tools absolutely have a direct negative impact on developer productivity, but they also have an indirect impact where non-devs use them and pass their Eldritch abominations to the actual devs to fix, extend and maintain.
Two years ago, I was worried about AI taking dev jobs, but now it feels like, to me, we’ll need more human devs than ever in the long run.
Like, weren’t these things supposed to exponentially get better? Like, cool, gh copilot can fuck up my project files now.
tourist@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Within a year, RFK wants to help you treat depression with psychedelics, LSD and ecstasy4·19 days agoNot the first time US tax dollars were officially spent on LSD
tourist@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•Day 364 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playingEnglish2·20 days agoPlace your bets for the final game
I’m going with Roblox
(no money/crypto will be exchanged, because gambling is haram and I placed a really bad meme bet)
fuck that
my fat claustrophobic ass will just shit in the doorway
tourist@lemmy.worldto Reddit@lemmy.world•Reddit’s UK users must now prove they’re 18 to view many types of content51·21 days agoIt’ll only be an issue if they host mature content or federate with other instances that do, no?
tourist@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•ROG Xbox Ally Is $700 And Xbox Ally X Is $1050English353·22 days agoI’d rather spend that kind of money on an escort
That way I’ll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees
tourist@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Feds in Catalonia, Spain think everyone using a Google Pixel must be a drug dealerEnglish61·22 days agoI don’t doubt the claim, but I would imagine others do because there’s a relatively minor technical skill hurdle on replacing a phone’s operating system which would turn most people away.
I never used a Pixel or Graphene OS, but when I installed Lineage OS on a Redmi, Xiaomi made me wait a week to unlock the bootloader. Huge pain in the ass.
Or there might be a better “drug-dealer-friendly” OS. I only know of Lineage and Graphene as open source alternatives, so I could just be speculating.
Also, all my former drug dealers used WhatsApp on the stock vendor OS. But then again… I live in South Africa, so the police are more focused on violent crimes (both enforcement and perpetration)
half assed grilled cheese sandwiches
now that’s a homie I’d share some cheese with
tourist@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•The Steam controller was ahead of its timeEnglish3·27 days agoReal life: yes
Game: harsh
Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.
But isn’t too much birth control bad for your health?