Tigers are big cats, hence they are like their little domestic cousins, lazy as fuck. I doubt tigers would enjoy having a job.

Headline tomorrow: “Other Hits Other. Three Dead.”

Woody Harrelson

I wish memes were properly sourced…

Benefits of trying to go zero plastic is: you can eat healthier. No highly processed food, sodas and all this industrial shit. It’s mostly fresh fruits, veggies, cereals, and once in a while, a bit of meat straight from the butcher or local market. And ok, you can’t be sure it wasn’t wrapped in plastic until it arrived in your kitchen, but at least, you have less garbage to throw out.

je n’ai pas dit que c’était mal… mais que ça n’a pas de sens (étymologiquement parlant). C’est un mot étonnant pour une flute, on s’imagine un enregistreur.

why the fuck are you talking about recorders, it’s a flute…? (searched for it just right now and found out that’s the name in English and it doesn’t make sense at all, but OK)

Anyway, they’re cheap, light, accessible, straightforward: no complex skill required to blow or get a correct tone. Flute got me into reading music. Terrible teachers unable to comprehend that a teenager needs something fun to play instead of boring music study books got me out of it.

Love Wulff & Morgenthaler

You’re not really into sarcasm, aren’t you.

Thanks to tourists getting all the pickpockets attention, french locals are mostly safe. I never had an issue. That’s why I’d like to say to American tourists: come on, just need to chill out. It’s just a wallet and phone. Give it away, you’ll have a great story to share when you get back home.

Fight back. Eat chili.

with this heat wave, wearing any clothes is also a social construct.

not all dog owners

the man Lobs Law Bombs

The printer was removed from my library years ago because it was broken: they didn’t have anybody to fix it and didn’t want to buy a new one.

This is me. Now that I work from home, if I need to print something (maybe 3 times per year), I use a mailing service that will print a pdf and send it to my place. It cost 2€ per document, takes 2-3 days to arrive, but it is still cheaper and less painful than buying a printer.

Don’t give me the remote when watching a show on Prime. That X-Ray feature is dope.

fruits are kind of a dessert, right? so are brownies.

The Refregirator (yeah, it’s a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It’s a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender…) so I’ll surely die horribly but I’m all for fighting against electric appliances.

you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.