The pigs caught the rat

You dont own it if you dont install linux on it

She said she took the wave out back to the gravel pit

I think “deprecated” is the new label

Its like whipping a bed sheet

Are you trying to make another australia!?!

Im pointing out that its not a matter of “believing men over women”, but rather believing whatever we want to believe.

When youre a hammer everything looks like a nail

We just had to believe him when he bragged about it!

Teslas are already the least safe cars sold in america!

May have been that his heart was two sizes too small

If you use linux and are dependant on M$, youre doing it wrong

You dont own something unless you install linux on it

IDK, the “cobblers son has no shoes” principle seems to suggest otherwise

Art is not supposed to be social commentary! I just wanna be sedated into a heroin like coma where I can never reflect on my actions or beliefs

I thought the president couldnt commit a crime?

PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!

Its not the size that counts

“criminals tend to hang out with criminals”

Brilliant police work

Should say: “On behalf of all men who want to have kids by unwilling women”

EDIT: also, the boyfriend calls her ex “estranged” even though she went back to him for help lol

You gotta have your old files! But man does NTFS suck ass