My thought too. “Oohhhh noooo, they took her away. So sad.” Downloads tinder

Jesus I forgot about that. We’re in the upside down.

Because if we’ve learned anything from the Trump era, it’s that laws restricting candidacy for president apply evenly to everyone, so we should play by the rules.

This is exactly right and needs to be higher. This was either part of the plan or a welcome side effect.

I’m just a bit tired of the reactionary pressure to be outraged about everything on social media.

Have you tried… I dunno… just skipping the posts you don’t like? Others are clearly interested in this post and topic. You’re not the social media judge who decides what’s worthy of discussion. Just keep scrolling, friend.

I had a friend who once told me his brother discovered Alaska while riding in a hot air balloon. I wonder if we have the same friend.

Oooh that’ll get 'em. No one has pointed out their hypocrisy to them before. Finally they’ll realize the error of their ways and stop being shitty.

It’s not the military’s duty to protect protestors. Just as the police have no obligation to protect and serve citizens.

None of this says your relationship or approach is wrong. There is no universal objective “right” or “wrong” in this one. You and I have different approaches, so the only way it would be “wrong” is if we are in a relationship together.

At no point did I suggest that right or wrong was of concern here, and your use of quotes is bizarre. I simply stated what I would do in that situation. I’m honestly not sure what the goal of your straw man is here.

I think we’re both equally glad we’re not together.

What an absolutely weird thing to say. Friend, I’ve never met you, have zero desire to interact with you further, and I have absolutely no idea why you feel the need to evaluate the degree to which you and I want to be together. I think you need a snack and a nap, then maybe go take a walk outside.

All of that is well and good. But I’d still spend a teeny tiny bit of energy to say “Next time let me handle it, or back me up. I need a partner, not a ref.” If mama’s going in, help or get out of the way.

This is going to be a huge part of it in the coming days. How the fuck do you sort that out? People have already been hit. Inventory is already here and has been taxed. Who gets paid back? Who is going to buy the tariffed goods knowing the next shipment will be cheaper?

That makes more sense than what I was thinking. My first thought was “How do all of those Chinese dudes land safely so they can get up and fight? Is it a numbers thing where half those fuckers will die in the fall, but the other half might not? Did they have ancient parachutes? Were they training in tactical rolling from a fall back then?”

I’m an idiot.

I get that horney lemmy folk are upvoting it, but it really isn’t ok. “Lol I tricked someone into thinking I was someone else and had sex with them” is pretty rapey, twins or otherwise.

Sure. The Tesla is doing 45 mph and the collision is 15 feet ahead. Your reaction speed + brakes will totally fix it, math checks out.