Take that, space coyote!

Correct!

I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned the Strong Museum of Play which contains the video game hall of fame

I love finding out that someone I graduated with has a kid who is now graduating, like damn I feel so old.

Hell toupee

Correct!

It was aliens!

The type I grew up with.

I heard Ted Kennedy is gay.

I may be dating myself here, but Beanie Babies.

The butterfly did it.

This doesn’t feel so good.

I’m surprised nobody has said Idaho, given that it’s been known for its white supremacists lately.

The Simpsons went to Japan but they apparently left Homer behind?

I didn’t know that music came in .exe format…

I never round up when they ask. The stores just use that money to give more kids diabetes anyway.

I used to get the same mailings. They send me a card to opt out of the union but nobody ever sends a card to opt out of those mailings.

Do you trust Old Man Patterson with the button?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

I don’t know, that would require me to go to a Coldplay concert.

There’s a kind of hush, all over the world tonight.