Canada here. Please, Europe, make it a condition for any future trade deals between us that we have to ban the Cybertruck here as well. I’ve already seen too many of them on the roads here for comfort…

We’ll finally get to find out which of these:

• Artificial intelligence
• Military intelligence

… is the biggest oxymoron.

I mean, all practicing Christians eat of the body of Christ and drink of his blood…

If it’s so obvious then due process should be a slam dunk.

Sand on the nips just doesn’t seem to cut it in this context…

Here’s how I understand it: at the time, he thought the penalty was for braking under the safety car, which he thought was bullshit considering how many times Max slowed down just before restarting a race, in the past. He didn’t hear that the penalty was for “erratic driving”.

So, thinking the penalty was bullshit, and that the team were challenging it, he figured he was owed the lead once it would be overturned.

That’s how I figure his reasoning, anyway.

Or it’s about bestiality.

Frog has long been a slur for French people. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to work out the rest.

$299

Mic drop.

That’s not realistic. They’d never use real names like “Bobby”.

Reminds me of how I warm up premade naan bread from the supermarket: I quickly run it under tap water (like, a second, maybe two if I’m taking it straight out of the freezer) before placing into a pre-heated oven that I immediately switch to broil. The water gets absorbed, making the inside soft and moist even as the outside crisps up.

Not a sitcom, but for Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock, which opens with Spock dead from the previous movie, if you watch the opening credits, at the point in the sequence when Leonard Nimoy would appear credited as Spock, there’s a longer pause. (Nimoy still appears in the opening credits as the director)

Could stay technically true with a pun:

…and the love of my wife, Justin.

How often did your community college hold paintball competitions?

Faraday, after demonstrating how moving a magnet through a coiled wire induced a current in the wire was asked by a visiting statesman what was the use of this.

Faraday responded, “In twenty years, you will be taxing it”

Similarly, at a demonstration of hot air balloons in France, Benjamin Franklin was asked “Of what use is this?”

Franklin replied, “Of what use is a newborn baby?”

When you see how Riker sits down, you have to concede that so-called “normal” chairs just don’t cut it.

What if the day in question isn’t a Monday?

Is it just me, or does that picture give off Tiananmen Square vibes? Maybe it’s the angle, I dunno…

What’s the point of smartphone colors that will get completely covered by the phone case? And don’t tell me phone cases are not necessary, I’ve accidentally dropped my phone enough times!

(I’m on my 4th smartphone in about 12 years, and I’ve never scratched or cracked a screen)

Users have somehow been trained to ignore and dismiss error messages. Probably from getting too many ad pop-ups.