Why, yes. I have been in Melania…

See?

And then feel it wiggle out at the end?

blushes

Sign me up!

Pure gold will heat up according to my reading, but won’t be pulled in.

What if he thought or told people it was pure gold and it would be fine but it was just a plated steel chain?

I want it to cost $6.99 to even fucking call me. Period.

Ah, blessed silence.

I often read after first sleep. I can’t imagine not doing that way.

lithium is no longer available on credit

Mike Johnson should be drawn and quartered, but by drawn, I mean a fishing line around his junk, and then the horses ass should be slapped…and by horses ass, I mean Mike Johnson.

Check out Alt National Park Service on FB and elsewhere.

They are doing a good job of spelling it out for everyone

And we are fuct

A well placed sticker does the trick.

Getting John Wicked by Jesus just means a reacharound. I think I read it in the urban dictionary.

Tunak Tunal Tun - Dahler Mehndi

Kinda surprised that this wasn’t already listed. This one is 17 years old but not the original.

I was pretty fuckin sad when Judy Tenuta passed.

he took a cheeto to the face

Alright. You got me. WTF is a fart pass?

I own one. Technically it is an old clothing dryer but it’s wood and has iron hoops and is cylindrical.

I want a Pickles tattoo so bad!

Two of my kids, one of whom is trans and her wife (also trans) moved to Vancouver, Washington in December. The plans went into effect after the election. My youngest is also trans and he is going to follow them after saving up some more money.

I will feel so much better after they are all out of the shit hole state of Texas.

Caldera in 1999 or 2000 at home. RedHat and SuSE at work.

I got to cut my teeth on CP/M (not nix of course) on a Kaypro II thanks to my uncle. 1982. I owe him a lot for giving me a headstart on computing.

I’m 54