A stretched out pink butthole full of cum, yes

So you’re saying it takes two to fork

I sleep better with your wife in my bed too!

For better piracy 🥰

Rest in piss, trashman

Damn keep going I almost jizzed

hell yeah

Wow, you have picture perfect breasts. Exceptional

No one does because you’re ideal. Wow!

Asshole is always the correct choice, and finish deep inside 💕

What’s the two small bread things in the top right that look like they came out of a mold?

Probably? PROBABLY? Where’s your sense of scientific rigour, my dude?

Yeah it’s a cute quote but that’s obviously not outside. Jeez

Oh fuck 😭

As opposed to all the credibly stupid things he’s done so far?

So true. I’d even go so far as to say that healthy relationships are rarely displayed in fiction full stop, because they’re usually not interesting. Typically they’re limited to side characters in a healthy relationship who are meant to be the “straight man” for the main character to be eccentric around.

Asa Akira is the GOAT. The others are got but Asa does powerful anal sex

A picture perfect, buttery-smooth pussy. Absolutely 10/10!

He intentionally bunted the ball so the girl would have a cute small chest instead of huge fake tits. He didn’t even try to hit a home run.

Thanks I clicked into the comments to post this. How did they think this???