And my axe!

Just a lil’ smoochie

I might also humbly suggest the theme to TaleSpin, that one’s a beaut ☺️

Duck Tales! Awoo-oo!

I watched The Sarah Silverman Show on a flip-phone back in maybe 2009. Sprint (if I remember right) had a “tv” service with select shows they’d licensed. I quite enjoyed the show.

Thank you, I needed that and didn’t know it.

Yeah but they belong in a museum!

Counselor Ugg Lee would like a word with him.

Thank you!

What are your favorite examples?

Hey, ho, Tom Bombadil-oh!

Hurray!!

Man, that sounds frustrating. I’m sorry I couldn’t help, I hope you get some answers soon!

Your guts hate the world but surely the world doesn’t hate your guts 😜

Nah my guts just plot in secrecy 😆

Good wishes to you in your quest! I assume they’ve ruled out IBS? I have some sensitivities (dairy being the main one) but was stumped on why it seemed to come out of nowhere even without them. Turns out my guts just hate the world 😄 Psyllium fiber helps a lot but doesn’t solve everything.

Have you seen a gastroenterologist rather than your primary general doctor? Specialsts tend to be more proactive and aware of the current state of the art.

That’s good to know. I don’t believe them, but at least they have not gone full-out with it.

I imagine to do this they’ll be uploading and scanning all of your text messages.

Edit: I was wrong! They say they won’t.

I’ve done a bit of hiring and this won’t pass the legal bar (even asking what town someone lives in can be evidence of intentionally trying to find out if the candidate is of “the right stock”), but I also rather like envisioning a comedy scene of someone trying to use toilets as a sneaky determinant 😆 Very Monty Python.