Chloe Kelly fan account

@froztbyte @dgerard

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@nfultz @BlueMonday1984 the fucking Hexayurt Guy?

@swlabr @BlueMonday1984

Wait wtf I once built a blockchain called equestreum *as a joke* https://github.com/hat-festival/equestreum I need to step away from the lathe

@Architeuthis @gerikson

The man outside Stratford station yelling through a megaphone about Jesus makes more sense than this

@gerikson @BlueMonday1984

“biological civilization is about to create artificial superintelligence” is it though?

@Honytawk @sturger it’s all hallucination, sometimes it’s incidentally correct

@shapeofquanta @BlueMonday1984 thanks I hate it

@Delta_V @dgerard “neigh” o_O

@dgerard this reminded me that the Rabbit R1 exists and… they’re still selling them WTF? https://www.amazon.co.uk/rabbit-Voice-Activated-Assistant-Device-Transcription/dp/B0DYK831XY

@lIlIlIlIlIlIl @diz “We made the computer worse at arithmetic! Look how smart we are! This is surely the future!”

@sailor_sega_saturn @swlabr

Bears. This always leads to some of them being eaten by bears.

@swlabr

> convert a live-action film into a cartoon

AI halfwits discover rotoscoping

@MonkderVierte @dgerard 46 unbroken years of fanatical neoliberalism have landed us here. We’re so fucked

@dgerard from the classic sci-fi novel Please Don’t Construct The Completely Unsexy Robot?

@db0 @self Residential Proxy Pain are playing at the Dublin Castle in Camden this Friday, £4 advance, £5 on the door

@swlabr @scruiser Java Runtime Environment?

@froztbyte @Natanox

In that moment, the novice was enlightened

@dgerard it has a lot of “I sleep in a racing car” energy tbh

@IsThisAnAI @dgerard I spray shit at the wall all the time. Like every day

The people who own the walls are *vexed*

@spankmonkey @dgerard

“I can’t sing or play any instruments, and I haven’t written any songs, but you *have* to let me join your band”