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Cake day: September 24th, 2025

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  • Space everyone except tuvok and the doctor and Chakotay. And Bel,Ana. Youre only keeping Tuuvok around so you can laugh at him as he constantly derides how illogical this decision was, forever, and Chalotay so you can also laugh as he tries to morally and spiritually justify his continued participation on your ship of fools.

    But who’s going to run the ship?

    Well, you see, this is where bel’ana comes in. You have her copy the doctor like 200 times, changing his programming to fit every necessary role on the ship. Then of course she gets spaced.

    You then “I am groot” all but one of the doctor holograms, the original, who is able to understand the imperceptible variations of the other doctors’ only means of vocalizing which is “what is the nature of your medical emergency?”

    Then you, captain Katherine Janeway the best fucking starship captain of all the time, drink your black coffee delighting in the cacopjonous “What is the nature of your medical emergency?” Coming from engineering, tactical, literally every corner of the ship.

    “Navigation”

    “What is the nature of your medical emergency?”

    “Warp 9. Engage”

    “What is the nature of your medical emergency”


  • The only things on YouTube I have ever found worth watching, in the entire history of the platform, are kurzgesagt, PBS space time, let’s game it out, and the hydraulic press channel.

    Four channels over… what, 20+ years of it existing?

    You complain and you piss and you moan about a garbage service that serves garbage content becoming more garbage-like by the day, but it’s garbage all the way down and always has been.