

Somebody touching the thermostat
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine


Somebody touching the thermostat


Aw feel better 🤍


Yet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?


Annnnnny day now…


I’m from NJ and these are all different sounds to me. This short shows the difference: https://youtube.com/shorts/S3EaMZUXQYs


These fucking pieces of shit are a disgrace. Name and shame and make their lives unlivable.


Ah, I see now - that’s a very good point!


If you re-read what I wrote, you’ll see that’s not at all what I’m saying. Regardless I’m done with this conversation because this:
I’m sorry to be pedantic
No you’re not.
is unnecessarily rude. Have a great day.
Please give him a smooch on his noggin for me! Such a handsome brindleboi


D’oh!


I wonder if we’d find his work funny today.


He took a midnight train going anywhere


The person I was replying was “guaranteeing” that a 300lb person can lift at least 300lbs. I’m sure your father was strong but he was a professional gymnast. He’s an outlier. And genuinely, good for your dad - that’s great. But the vast majority of 300lb people aren’t super fit. They can’t all lift 300lbs and this is what I’m arguing. I’m not talking specifically about your dad, I’m replying to the other poster who was making a ridiculous generalization.


I’m sorry to be pedantic, but you said:
How much do you think a 300 lb person can lift? I guarantee it’s at least 300 lbs.
And I’m telling you it’s unlikely they can lift 300lbs. Deadlift, lunge, squat. Because that weight is in addition to the body weight they’re used to carrying. And even for bench, pull-up, or chin-up, they are unlikely to be able to complete even one rep because those require upper body and core strength, which are not naturally built just by dint of being obese.


I’m just saying that the average 300lb person isn’t magically super strong.


Let’s see your average 300lb person do a pull-up. Or let’s see them deadlift 300lbs.
Sure their legs will be strong from carting around all that mass, but unless they’re actively strength training, that leg strength isn’t going to be as impressive as you think.
Oh. My. God. I want a christmas skull!!!


Honestly I’m baffled the Dems are attempting to have a backbone too. Here’s hoping they’ve finally graduated from whiffle ball to tee-ball.


Yeah, filler migration causes a weird shelf:

I cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.