Thought this was /c/uplifting news for a minute there!

Apply directly to the forehead. Apply directly…

“I’m in”

Doctors hate this one simple trick!

Oh he would find me. Classic hide and seek

Mmm, nice pink center

I like legos, so now I’m an engineer.

“Clinton is on there too!”

Cool cool, fry em both then. Just release the list

In this economy?

All these scientists care about is mice. When will they realize people matter too? \s

Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?

I never wonder, is “X” is on jellyfin? Yes, good. No, give me 5.

Never heard of a flash drive? All they provide is the initiation. Mom does all the work

Why do you keep saying that?

There’s a scientist trying to do just that. Lex something

Twinsies. 104F fever. I want to die.

This is the one that still ends up in my technical writing.

North vs south polar bear

In hindsight, I’m really glad reddit did this. They single handedly gave their competitor (Lemmy) critical mass to be a true alternative. Without enough users, it’s just not the same.

What happens next will shock you!