If I had the money I’d buy it and replace every post with goatse.

EDIT: wtf the insane asylum is loose. Halp

Guarantees their employee works somewhere else.

Not being born rich.

Meh, it sounds shocking but it’s just a shitty crepe.

Methinks wonder woman needs to wipe that judgy look off her face if she’s going to wield the lasso of blackmail.

Honestly? I 100% believe he didn’t know what concubine meant. He seems like that kind of dumbass.

You can get them in any gas station.

That’s why you see the doctor.

It’s like peeing. Everyone does it, but if you do it 50 times a day see a doctor.

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

I put this game in the “top 5 games that I wish I liked” because I can see everyone having more fun with this game than I am.

Blade runner 2049 was a boring slideshow of backdrops with the “bwaaa” music overlaying it and occasionally plot happened. What plot is that? I don’t fucking remember.

Me when my can of soda doesn’t have a reflection. 👀