Looking forward to the Snowpiercer future without the train.

Back during the early days of COVID I seriously considered clubbing a moron over the head from behind who was hassling a little grocery store woman who was just trying to do her job and get him to comply with the store’s masking policy. I circled around behind him and had grabbed a heavy metal can of pineapple juice. Fortunately, he left when she told him to leave cause I wasn’t sure if she was going to be willing to help me drag his fat ass to my truck so I could dispose of his body.

So we’re going to get Nuremberg trials for Republicans?

Well, I have not been banned from Lemmy for my anti-Nazi opinions.

So I just have to gain a brain rot addiction to regain my youth? When asked how this twelve year old managed to create a YouTube account 20 years ago, YouTube replied, “he’s very clever.”

Showing Lawson there at 11 is a nice touch.

The same Stanford that charges $62k per year in tuition and is located in one of the most expensive areas in the U.S.? Maybe the grad students should commute from Wyoming in order to teach Professor Dickweed’s classes for him so they can afford rent? The disconnect from reality is ridiculous.

I’m going to dereference it as soon as it arrives.

Not just a client, a business partner. Epstein was known to operate out of Mar Lago.

I wonder if Epstein’s death opens the possibility of the list being admissable evidence since there is a hearsay exception for the death of the declarant. I bet they didn’t consider that when they were facilitating his suicide.

They don’t want to be woke. Ergo, they wish to remain sleepy sheep.

The logic being “it takes one to know one?”

Ah, yes, the super well funded climate researchers are murdering people with climate controlling Doppler radars in order to make the poor innocent petroleum industry look bad. All so they can make $120k, if they are extremely lucky. It is definitely not petroleum industry executives making millions spreading disinformation so that they can continue to loot the rest of us.

Statutory rape is rape, too. If the fat fuck sues, Epstein’s list is relevant discoverable evidence to AOC’s truth defense. I will call that fat fuck a rapist every day until he sues, so that I can serve discovery on his stupid ass.

Clarence thinks he should only count as 3/5ths of a person in the census. He doesn’t even get mad when Trammel Crow calls him boy.

Looking forward to another Moore tornado, but with no warning sirens. When people die will the prosecutors have the nads to come after these dumbshits?

Was the NRA the official sponsor of this moment of self defense or did Glock outbid them?

It took 20 years to catch the unabomber, and he was only caught because his brother recognized his writing and turned him in. That was a high profile case with a repeat offender so had way more resources thrown at it than would be thrown at a case of “I lost my fingers to a firecracker in a decoy wallet that I stole.”

Yeah, which party do the congress fucks that oppose spending money on modernizing belong to? But Fox won’t draw that connection for their viewing public.

Finland slaughtered them something like with a ver lopsided ratio in the winter war. The Finns are pretty white.

In 1992, I caught an eight year old pickpocketing my friend. We were 4 18yo males from Texas. So I am holding this kid a couple feet off the ground trying to decide what the hell to do with him. My friends didn’t really know what to do either. He was struggling pretty good, but not enough to get free. His mom came rushing over yelling something unintelligible, so I just threw him at her, and they took off running.