If a headline asks a question with a yes/no answer, the answer is always no.

Wait, no. Kurt Cobain mosquitoed his libido, so that Skrillex could ahdjrjvrhsh shzse kboom sin wamp Wob Wob wob

Kurt Cobain literally said “amosquito, my libido” and wove skrillex into existence.

Today I was floating down a river and there was a duck that landed in the water and the duck quacked and I quacked back and the duck quacked in response.

So basically you can assume that I am a Disney princess.

Apparently, I’m not allowed to tell people to “grow a pair” while joshing them about not using the word fuck on the internet.

Like, I was quite playful. I believe, so I don’t know why this was removed.

ah fuck, I knew it was an m.2 slot and my brain just would not compute the correct word, so I just settled on the first word that came to mind.

So you want to be a wizard by Diane Duane.

Yep, coastal side, where most of the population is, you got extremely leftist, uh, highly armed, and willing to fight people of all sorts of different varieties. And then, on the other side of the mountain, you’ve got highly right, highly trusted, highly armed, motherfuckers of all different types.

If it came down to it, I honestly believe the Liberals could defeat the Republicans if you isolated each state and made them duke it out, but I wouldn’t imagine that it would be a clean sweep. I think that in California it would be a decisive victory and in Washington and Oregon it would be more to the skin of the teeth.

Oregon used to run a fucking backwoods castration farm where trans people would go to get castrated for $500 and all of the cops fucking knew about it and they just looked the other fucking way.

Like, the fact that these idiots would look at South Oregon and be like, “Oh yeah, no, just roll the fuck in, it’s not gonna be a problem,” just goes to show how good Oregon has been at hiding how fucking vicious they would actually be.

Like, America could be losing 99 to 0 amd it comes down to fucking Oregon and we would fucking steamroll those bitches.

99 to 100 is still our win

Those button gaps simply exist to express to you continuously how poor you are.

Yeah, I’m a feminist. I’m also a masculinist.

Basically, if there’s not a good reason to prevent you from doing something, you shouldn’t be fucking prevented from doing it.

Who or what you were born as, or what you identify as, in and of itself, is not a good fucking reason.

Motherfuckers that try to prevent other people from living their own lives because of their own assumptions need to fucking fuck off.

Yeah, when people see some of my computers and they’re like, wait a second, so you’re telling me you hacked in four additional sata ports through the fucking Wi-Fi NVMe port.

And I’m like, yeah, it was twelve dollars off of AliExpress, and all I had to do was tape down the extension with some fucking scotch tape.

Do not fucking jostle that computer, I swear to God, I do not want you taking down my entire homelab

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You have not seen me then. My ass is 10 lbs of pork sausage stuffed into a 5 lb casing.

Mine is any weird word. If we’re fooling around and you say "eggplant Tamagotchi naruto hentai’ that is a good clue that something is wrong and therefore everything else needs to come to a halt until the issue is dealt with.

You’re not even my real mom, you’re a homunculus created by my dad because he didn’t have enough wizard swag to hold my real mom down.

Brother, in retrospect, honestly, wish we were talking about G-code because G-code is something worth crying over, but no.

Yeah, I mean if you think about it, if you really read it, the Bible is written to tell the Jewish people that they are the most specialist, special people on the planet. And everyone else can kinda just go fuck themselves.

Even Jesus didn’t really much like performing a miracle for someone who was from Canaan

Mathew 15:22-28:

And behold— a Canaanite woman having come out from those districts was crying out, saying, “Have mercy on me, Master, Son of David. My daughter is badly demon-possessed”. 23 But the One did not respond a word to her. And having come to Him, His disciples were asking Him, saying, “Send her away, because she is crying-out after us”. 24 But the One, having responded, said, “I was not sent-forth except for[a] the lost[b] sheep of the house of Israel”. 25 But the one, having come, was prostrating-herself before Him, saying, “Master, help me”. 26 And the One, having responded, said, “It is not good to take the bread of the children and throw it to the little-dogs[c]”. 27 But the one said, “Yes, Master. For indeed the little-dogs eat from the crumbs falling from the table of their masters!” 28 Then, having responded, Jesus said to her, “O woman, your faith is great. Let it be done for you as you wish”. And her daughter was healed from that hour.

Which, like, one reading of it says, Jesus was so cool that all you had to do was have faith in him and good things would happen to you.

But on the other reading of it, Jesus is ignoring this woman as she begs for her daughter’s life, and not until the woman debases herself in front of Jesus does he deign to sprinkle a miracle her way.

He literally called Canaanites dogs, and it’s not like it was a huge miracle. The girl was possessed by a demon. Out of all of the people on the planet, the son of God would be the one person who could just like kind of blink in that demon’s general direction and banish it. And he wouldn’t spare a blink for this woman until she begged him and debased herself for him.

And I get it, to a certain degree, I obviously don’t understand what it’s like to be the Son of God in any way, shape, fashion, or form, but I’m sure the requirements of being Jesus, like your daily existence, must have been stressful at a level that I could only comprehend if I was actually on fire.

But this kind of makes me not really trust my local pastor, talking about how Jesus loves me when I’m farther removed from being a Jew as almost anybody on the planet, not including china.

If Jesus would barely be convinced under an incredibly public and annoying situation to send a tiny little sprinkle of blessing somebody’s way because she just doesn’t happen to be a Jew, then my Native American ass likely does not stand a chance in hell.

And that really sucks, because I believe in him and I’ve prayed to him and I’ve talked to him my entire life, just being realistic about it, I mean, cross-checking the number of prayers I’ve had versus the numbers of prayers I’ve had answered, and cross-checking how much I wish I was a better person, and how often I’ve prayed for guidance, or understanding, or wisdom, or forgiveness, or strength, or anything, to become a better person. better person and what a piece of shit I actually am in practice, and don’t get me wrong, I’m not like a puppy kicker or anything. It’s just there’s nothing good about me at all.

And so when you cross compare everything in my life, you counterbalance that by the amount of good that exists in me, even though I’m not offensive, I’m not gonna go to the good place.

And there’s a part of me that wonders if it’s because I just wasn’t born the right race, you know?

I mean, there’s literally millions of non-practicing people who happen to have been born Jewish, who, if they could just confer their birth right on me, would change my life for the better in so many ways, because I would have been branched into God, and therefore God would have to hear my prayers or something. But I don’t know any non-evil way to do that. I don’t even know an evil way to do that. I don’t know any way to do that at all.

If you are running your jellyfin at home, there’s a lot of companies and systems and setups out there that will allow you to VPN into your home network and access the services that you are running there.

Imagine being told that you have to submit your facial scan to an unknown third party to prove that you’re old enough to pay to listen to something that’s being broadcast over the air for free.