look…I’m just glad roaches don’t have sharp teeth and spiders can’t fly.

let’s stop while we’re ahead

"you look so thin, are you eating enough "

cries in grandma

I’m no scientist, butt I believe that is an image of Jupiter’s Uranus

thank you for your service 🤷‍♂️

Dutch bros isn’t coffee lol it’s sugar water with flavoring

whoa look at mr 20 menthol kools…

…I sure hope he doesn’t fall out of any windows 😕