So she was swimming for roughly 18 hours? I’m impressed and terrified.

It definitely made me cry! For very different reasons, though…

As someone who worked at a gas station for many years, I definitely don’t miss this. For some reason the Women’s room was always consistently bad (I assume because they all hovered) while the Men’s room was relatively easy to clean.

But every week or so there was something like the image in the Men’s room that made me regret being born. I’m sure there’s a lesson in there about outliers messing up the average or something.

Does anybody know when this was published? Best I could find was people calling it old 10 years ago.

I’d definitely believe the top two. My oldest sister seems to only date dudes that end up beating her, but my other sister has been put in the hospital by every woman she’s dated. I know it’s slim pickings, and rural Midwest lesbians have a lot to be mad about, but stop taking it out on each other! There are more deserving targets.

Outlook does too. Basically the only thing Microsoft has gotten right because it has saved me 100% of the times I forgot.

The science seems to indicate this has the potential to fix a lot of illnesses, but I am beyond skeptical of anyone claiming that it can cure mental illness. Especially something as complex as bipolar disorder.

Life is unfair…

Happened to my sister when we were kids. She got a junebug in her ear and it went so deep you couldn’t see it. We filled her ear with peroxide, which seemed to kill it, but she still couldn’t hear.

The nurse said she was making it up and just had too much earwax. We did peroxide rinses every day until it fell out a week later. Probably not very safe to have a bug rotting inside you, but we already owed a couple hundred for the nurse to dismiss us so we definitely weren’t going back to the hospital.

Okay but do I still get dice after the smoke? I’m willing to take the hit for a discount.

Incredible. Always good to hear some positivity in the news.

I think most time machines are functionally teleporters as well, since they appear when and where you want. Being able to teleport into the oval office (and then back out) removes almost every barrier preventing them from doing something “which they could do right now”.

Forget pondering your orb. It’s time to contemplate the absurd.

For the aroma.

There are a lot of us, at least.

Use pin pad to complete transaction

That means you are no-brained. I can tell because I see the same thing.

Wait, that was the brand name and not a statement about the contents? Everything makes a lot more sense now.

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That threw me when I started Guards! Guards!. I generally only have time to read at night and stop at the first chapter break after 11:00. For several nights in a row I was reading until midnight, giving up, then forgetting by the next time. Eventually I checked ahead and realized there weren’t any, but a lot of his ‘sections’ are chapter sized, so it works out.