A transferee from Reddit. Also the person who does those imgur meme dumps.
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“We need to write a fake message about this scenario, what do we do?”
“I mean usually they would say something like “Your Cock is Tiny, KYS” or sommit.”
“No no, we can’t have that, the parents would be up in arms, how about “your willy is rubbish”?”
Fucking clownshoes, but book banning activists used a realistic bullying scene (out of context) in a book as an excuse to ban said book.
- Have Bottom Surgery
- Acquire disembodied balls
- Have balls plasticised
- Turn them into Earrings.
- When someone asks about them, say “these belonged to the last man who wronged me.”
- ???
- Profit (or at least have a new law created because of me).
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•SEC says it will deregulate cryptocurrencies with 'Project Crypto'English10·2 days agoOh Boy, it’s Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo!
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube to be included in Australia’s social media ban for children under 16English8·3 days agoOh boy, it’s Online Safety Act 2: Electic Boogaloo! Get ready for:
- Teens downloading Dodgy VPNS.
- YOTI and other ID apps taking out personal info and eventually getting fuckin’ hacked.
- Fake ID Apps appearing and just skipping the “Hack YOTI” Stage.
- VPN subs and Tor use to skyrocket.
- The monopolisation of out internet lives into the hands of a few social media companies.
…and much more!
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How it feels using TOR as a Brit rn 🤘27·3 days ago> posts meme about what it means to be using TOR as a Brit rn.
> On an instance that needs TOR or a VPN to access from the UK
Ha! I see what you did there.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Global News@lemmy.zip•Australia to ban under-16s from YouTubeEnglish2·4 days agoYou joke, but the “could” there is loadbaring, because it could mean literally anything. The people who decide this are the website or the government, and the government isn’t telling us what “could” means.
In short, anything the government wants age gated can the age gated and websites are over-age gating to cover their arses just in case.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people1·4 days agoMatt Lucas.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Global News@lemmy.zip•Australia to ban under-16s from YouTubeEnglish16·5 days agoThe UK: We just age gated all content that we decide could be harmful to children, resulting in mass surveillance, scams, and dodgy VPNs.
Australia: Hold my Beer, mate.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Memes@sopuli.xyz•Spare a moment for all the children who were never born because their would-be fathers sterilized themselves imitating this show72·5 days agoYou joke, but this is a genuine line people are making with child free and transgender people in regard to their reproductive health.
Was… This in the UK?
This option is available through every major internet providers app in the UK. Few people utilise it.
Do you want my facial recognition?
*Sobs in UK*
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•UK households could face VPN 'ban' after use skyrockets following Online Safety BillEnglish7·5 days agoAnd Farage would say doing it is “Common Sense”.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•UK households could face VPN 'ban' after use skyrockets following Online Safety BillEnglish54·5 days agoFarage: Gets elected.
Everyone: At least you’ll abolish the OSA!
Farage: Nah, I said that because it would make me popular. Amma use the OSA to ban things I consider “woke”.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•UK Government responded to the "Repeal the Online Safety Act" Petition.English14·5 days agoWhy do you think Punk developed?
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•UK Government responded to the "Repeal the Online Safety Act" Petition.English381·5 days agoThe TL;DR of it is “we’re not repealing it, get fucked.”
The technology minister said on Sky News that if you was to repeal the act, you’re on the side of Jimmy Savile.
That’s where we are in all this, support this or you’re a nonce.
Nope.
Here’s the thing about Labour: It used to be a left wing party. That all changed between 1979 and 1997 as it shifted to become the party of Tony Blair and now it’s basically the Tories. The Tories too have shifted right and during the last Tory Admin, Labour shifted right to get more voters from the Tories while the Conservatives shifted right to take more votes from Reform.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump takes no chances in armored golf buggy as protesters storm streets across ScotlandEnglish104·7 days agoSo in building his Aberdeenshire Golf Course he:
- Destroyed a Site of Special Scientific Interest.
- Tried to bully neighbouring landowners off their land by building a wall to block their sea view, cutting their electricity connection and generally harassing them.
- Tried to strong arm the Scottish Government into stopping an off shore wind farm which was so far off the coast you can barely see it (saw it myself, it’s barely visible).
- Generally tried to interfere in Scottish Politics like he’s King of Scotland.
Generally, he’s a cunt, and this was before his 2016 bid for president.
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