He really is the chosen one

You know what? For having 4 legs she really pulls it off lol

God people are so stupid. How are you gonna be trans and a Nazi? Like you know what Nazis would’ve done to your ass? Like wtf. Just a stupid ass kid

Can they reduce my national debt instead?

Nonstop fear-mongering. So exhausting.

Got me salivating while I’m waiting for my chili to cook lol

Idk about scientifically, but I’ve had spiders at my place that seemed like they had different personalities. For example, one was smaller but liked to traverse around and build lots of webs. He’d disappear and turn up in another corner of the room. He tried all the corners except for the one by the shower cuz it was too wet. Kinda spazzy. I called him Napoleon. Meanwhile there was another spider (same species) in the room that was super chill, just hanging out on the same web for months. Not bothered by anything, even when Napoleon built a web in his corner. I dubbed this one The Dude lol

Float like a butterfly

Sounds good! It’s hot as hell out there. I’m trying to escape the heat😎

Cuomo conceded. Mamdani won!!

You’d probably get away with it lol. Just as long as you don’t do the facial hair to go with it

Well there you go. Straight from the horse’s mouth.

It’s all propaganda.

In Eastern Washington, no less. It seems this wave of protests is really gaining steam. Let’s keep up the pressure!

It says “Dungeon beetles” in the first word?

This suggests that they are descended from aliens.

What

Very interesting time to be a lawyer.

Out of curiosity, I went to the r/USMC sub. For what I expected, they were surprisingly level headed, moreso just telling people to be careful and not to do anything stupid. The r/LAPD sub however, was disgustingly disappointing and pissed me off.

I got chills. This is what a leader should sound like. And I don’t like that he praised the thugs that are LAPD, but I get that it’s important for us Californians to be united against a common enemy in this time. It also sounds like he is encouraging more peaceful protest around the nation. Now we just need Newsom to show up to the No Kings rally in LA. More of this, please!

Leme fix that for ya. ;)

I just assume it’s real bc there’s an artist page. Found it while browsing Quentin Tarantino’s IG feed, one click led to another, I don’t remember how