I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog.

-Bandit

Pour milk first, then cereal.

Idk the movie but it was late 80s or early 90s, there was a guy with his head in a TV screen, which was on and had the image of a woman’s mouth eating the head. Fucked me up for years as a kid because I had no context.

It’s pronounced data.

There are used chevy bolts for about $20k, they have around 300 mile range, they weigh around 3,500lbs.

Virtually all road damage is from heavy trucks and plows. The weight of two ice cars is still practically nothing compared to those.

Tires are a problem that need to be solved, microrubbers are going to be the leaded gas of our generation.

Yeah, some people think there should only be relationships between mailboxes and femailboxes.

If you end up with the beta max of battery tech hopefully there will be a retrofit of the popular tech by the time you actually need a replacement, which might be 20 years later, assuming the rest of the vehicle is still in good enough shape to warrant the replacement.

Web crawlers getting agressive.

There really isn’t much clearance there and with uneven wear the caliper kept getting closer to the spokes every time I centered the rotor to the point where it starts rubbing. Honestly this seems really bad if it gets snagged on a spoke at high speed.

I suppose without context this seems like I had a stroke. Not the jorkin it in the stripped club kinda stroke.

Dream crusher.

My organization just listed 2 electrical engineer positions as night shift, pay below national average and we are in a high cost of living area. I’m convinced they don’t actually want applicants. It is a great job but the listing looks like shit.

I had a vendor tell me their new wireless device doesn’t need a password because it’s proprietary and they’d need the hardware and software from said vendor. Hardware and software that literally anyone can buy from their website. My company bought them anyway. FML.

I hope you use a public bathroom and use a paper towel to turn off the sink but the door swings inward and you use the paper towel to open the door but there is no garbage can near and you have to deal with that paper towel for a bit longer.

Show them the historical documents.

I have kids, they are turning out to be awesome people. If I didn’t have kids I think I’d still want them or at least adopt them. If only the careless/selfish people are raising kids the world isn’t going to get better, I think people with means should do what they can to shape the next generation.

Look how pristine those vests are. These three fuckers are about to tell someone how to do their job whilst never having done said job.

Because of the Pell grant I was able to get a degree and a great paying job. I’ve paid far more in taxes than what I received in Pell grants, which probably would not be true if I didn’t have it to help me pay for my degree. It literally pays for itself.

Nice watch.