Fiancé was teaching during Covid lockdowns. The cats were /very/ regular appearances.

A job is a place you go where somebody pays you to do something you don’t want to do. You then use that money to fuck off and do the things you do want to do.

There are few people in the world who legit like their job.

It’s referring to a two-stroke engine.

I grabbed a drink with a buddy a couple weeks ago at a bar that happened to be having Drag Bingo. The host kinda guilt-tripped me for not playing. That’s about the worst interaction I’ve ever had with a Queen.

Didn’t stop the Niners.

Mosh pits are surprisingly wholesome if you’re not familiar with them. To an outside observer it just looks like a bunch of aggro idiots beating each other up. To the people in the pit it’s an amazing shared experience of like-minded people, there to enjoy the same thing, having a great time and helping each other up when they fall. The right pit is a sea of positivity, community and endorphins.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huston_Street?wprov=sfla1

I also thought that until I lost my pair of very nice Costa Mesas. Luckily I didn’t pay anywhere close to retail, but still, losing a $50 pair fucking hurt.

The good news for Kraft is that he’s now friends with the president of the United States

More context, the Patriots’ team charter jet has been making mysterious trips to Guanatanamo Bay in recent months.

In my city we had a huge tunnel project a few years ago. The giant boring machine hit a pipe and broke, causing hundreds of millions of dollars in delays. Turns out it was one of the pipes that they had drilled into the ground to check soil conditions for the tunnel. Their own goddamn pipe, they just forgot it was still down there.

Never forget that in 1939 the second biggest Nazi party in the world was in America. Massive rally at Madison Square Garden, etc.

The official line was that John Wayne didn’t get sent to Europe to fight because he was more valuable to the war effort boosting morale in the home front. The secret reason was that they weren’t quite sure which direction he’d be shooting.

I studied law in college. I interned in a high- powered legal defense office. I’ve met countless lawyers over the years. There are many, MANY wonderful lawyers out there working incredibly hard to better the world and protect disenfranchised people.

Talked about sharing and didn’t like rich folks. This admin ordnance a huge fan of brown socialists.

Get the fuck out! I am not making you a cottage cheese pastrami sandwich on banana bread! That would severely damage my reputation.

Did you know there’s a direct correlation between the rise of violent crime and the decline of spirograph use? Think about it.

Almost guaranteed. He definitely had mood and behavioral problems in college, but went significantly crazier after the Vontaze Burfict hit.

Unfortunately I’m on the other side of the country. I’ve got tickets to see them in my city, but it’s at a shit venue.

Tossup between Streetlight Manifesto and Propagandhi.

Streetlight I’ve probably seen 9 or 10 times. Every single one is one of the best shows I’ve ever been to. Their live shows are the perfect mix of energy and technicality. They are just as precise as their studio albums, but adding the intensity of live music and a venue completely packed with people who are super into it.

Propagandhi I’ve only seen once, but it was fucking intense. Every song was balls-to-the-wall power. I got kicked in the teeth so fucking hard I thought I lost one, but didn’t care. I was supposed to see them again last year, but the frontman got Covid the night before the show. I was supposed to see them in a couple weeks, but they canceled their American tour on account of all the Nazi shit happening here. Now I’m seriously thinking about paying an exorbitant amount of money to go see them in Canada.

My old dog could easily reach her own tail. Didn’t stop her from chasing it, though. She would just turn around, chompdown on it and spin in circles. Sometimes for minutes straight.

Fuck, man. I’m at 3.5 and I ain’t even 40 yet.