This is why in future based media like futurama or starship troopers no one cares about nudity, it’s the inevitable result of technology that the only way past it is to accept it.

Would you say, maybe, the illusion was lost?

The only thing it could get an m rating for and still be allowed was government approved violence, like if it was a war game or sports fighting.

Then he shall be silently notified

Now just make sure you don’t misspell detail oriented

The intern responding doesn’t have the authority to do anything.

All life on earth: gamma ray burst.

These barley legal ladies are finally 65

In real life a sentient being went on a suicide mission to commit 9/11, is this so different

Covid memes are back

It’s what the Olympics are for

That’s not what google ai tells me

How do people know whose turn it is, no matter how large the group is everyone else talks one at a time like they just know

Does every restaurant auto deduct shift meals and call their cooks waitstaff to pay less, because otherwise how does Waffle House still have employees

“When life hands you lemons, make lemonade? No. First you roll out a multi-media campaign to convince people lemons are incredibly scarce, which only works if you stockpile lemons, control the supply, then a media blitz. Lemon is the only way to say “I love you,” the must-have accessory for engagements or anniversaries. Roses are out, lemons are in. Billboards that say she won’t have sex with you unless you got lemons. You cut De Beers in on it. Limited edition lemon bracelets, yellow diamonds called lemon drops. You get Apple to call their new operating system OS-Lemón. A little accent over the “o.” You charge 40% more for organic lemons, 50% more for conflict-free lemons. You pack the Capitol with lemon lobbyists, you get a Kardashian to suck a lemon wedge in a leaked sex tape. Timotheé Chalamet wears lemon shoes at Cannes. Get a hashtag campaign. Something isn’t “cool” or “tight” or “awesome,” no, it’s “lemon.” “Did you see that movie? Did you see that concert? It was effing lemon.” Billie Eilish, “OMG, hashtag… lemon.” You get Dr. Oz to recommend four lemons a day and a lemon suppository supplement to get rid of toxins ‘cause there’s nothing scarier than toxins. Then you patent the seeds. You write a line of genetic code that makes the lemons look just a little more like tits… and you get a gene patent for the tit-lemon DNA sequence, you cross-pollinate… you get those seeds circulating in the wild, and then you sue the farmer for patent infringement when that genetic code shows up on their land. Sit back, rake in the millions, and then, when you’re done, and you’ve sold your lem-pire for a few billion dollars, then, and only then, you make some fucking lemonade."

Robot bees

Going out looks fun but then you try it and it isn’t fun.

Not even service guarantees citizenship as multiple veterans have been deported

that you should change your password

But what if the game show only gives me 30 seconds