Calling 3 a soulslike is kinda stretching it, I think. I would say rather that 3 does exploration and upgrades similarly to 1 but has combat that’s more similar to 2. I do think they’re definitely worth getting though.

Damn, really? That sucks, thanks for the heads up.

2&3 are both “here’s what the others were doing while War was chained up for a hundred years”. Their stories are set in motion because of the premature apocalypse, and will probably have implications for humanity further in the future, but there’s no impact on War directly, aside from 3 implying

, and I don’t expect any plot points from 2&3 to come back up during 4.

As for Genesis, the main thing you should keep in mind is that it isn’t a mainline game. It’s more an isometric twin stick shooter/hack’n’slash, and the gameplay isn’t as deep as with the main games. But it’s got co-op, if you have someone to play with, and it does provide some characterization for Strife as well as showing an example of the sorts of missions the Horsemen took for the Charred Council.

For anyone having issues with the site, the giveaway code is freedomtobuygames which you might have better luck redeeming via Galaxy.

I personally enjoyed Genesis, but it wasn’t a solo Strife game. You play as both Strife and War.

I guess breaking the seventh seal also revived Fury’s horse. But also, no solo game for Strife? Sadface.

Aside from actually downloading the audio files and stripping any DRM off them? No one will offer truly perpetual access, because that means maintaining infrastructure forever, which simply isn’t going to happen.

I’m sorry, but I just don’t jive with the hip lingo that today’s cool cats use.

TL:DR

1. John Deere tractors
2. Viagra
3. Ray-Ban aviators/wayfarers
4. Gillette blades
5. Botox
6. Polaroid film
7. Nicorette

All the aid in the world is worthless as long as the IDF keeps shooting up the crowds trying to get food.

Lemmy doesn’t give a shit if I’m on VPN, which means I can still access it when working from home.

And also that the companies won’t just raise prices on domestic goods anyway because what are you gonna do about it? You either pay the inflated price for domestic, or pay the tariff.

Apparently you’re supposed to get that experience as an unpaid intern before graduation. Some fucking bullshit, really.

Biblically accurate heaven is literally you spending every moment on your knees in prayer forever. Does that count as a monkey paw?

I mean, getting rid of anything that even acknowledges the existence of queer folk is absolutely on brand for Christofascists.

If you’re going to rely on conspiracy theorists seeking to expose deep state pedophiles to sweep you into power, don’t be a deep state pedophile. You’d think this should be obvious, but apparently not.

Are the shitty judges the ones getting threats, though?

Don’t see any fine print on the billboard specifying who paid for it, so I’m just going to assume Lonnie paid for it himself.

I thought Masturbates-with-his-son Johnson called an early recess to prevent exactly this? Am I misunderstanding how that works, then, or did the committee decide to meet in defiance of that?

Easy, let them out of Alligator Auschwitz on work release. Now you don’t even have to pay them! (I wish /s)