They did, and almost 1000 years later the U.K. is still suffering from a bad case of Royals.

He has a god damn plan, Arthur!

Luckily, your wife’s round trip will be with the best airline in existence.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.

Anakin Skywalker: Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about midi-chlorians. I’ve been wondering…what are midi-chlorians?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.
Anakin Skywalker: They live inside of me?
Qui-Gon Jinn: In your cells, yes. We are symbionts with them-
Anakin Skywalker: Symbionts?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you.
Anakin Skywalker: I don’t understand.
Qui-Gon Jinn: With time and training, Annie, you will. You will.

I have the deal of a lifetime for you.

I represent a group of investors in possession of a truly unique NFT that has been recently valued at over $100M. We will invest this NFT in your 100x business - in return you transfer us the difference between the $100M investment and the excess value of the NFT. Standard rich people stuff, don’t worry about it.

Let me know when you’re ready to unlock your 100x potential and I’ll make our investment available via a suitable escrow service.

The contract was signed under the Tories. You might assume that there are some very painful exit clauses, if any.

I’d guess the lion misbehaved?

I no longer trust anyone who talks about “plants” or “animals”. It turns out, every single plant or animal is doing something different!

If it copies like a pasta, it’s copypasta!

Pretty sure this is from a StarCraft cutscene…

Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!

The whole point of stealth planes is not to have publicity…

I’ve been walking sideways instead of forwards for weeks now. My eyes feel stalkier and my pincers are the envy of all.

Take the crab pill and crabmaxx like me.

Quick, Greta, hard to port!

Not again, Wittgenstein!

Califexit. Or Cali Fecks Off depending where n your point of view.

“Your watch cost more than £100?”

Why not both?

There’s only one airline fit for the job…!

These are all perfectly pronounceable when I speak like Arthur Morgan.

All well and good until Bethesda hear about your museum of ancient scrolls…