my brain autocorrected it to “vast,” but I like “fast majority” as a phrase

to be fair, i thought asmongold and penguinz0 were the same person, and that cr1tikal was a seperate, equally shit-headed person. My poor brain-- so the “woo lets go baby” guy is a decent dude? and its the other guy that has a rat corpse alarm clock? or am i still confused?

It was funny, then it became grounds to be barred from entry to the US, and ascended to godhood.

Thank you, gravitas_deficiency! Thank you very much, sir!

“Dodged a bullet there. They wanna pay my rent?”

I could have but did not invest in crypto. It would have changed my life, but it would have probably stunted my brain at “nice guy” level. Win some, lose some, you know?

Fun facts (they are not fun):

After a forced stay in their psych ward, my local Catholic Hospital asked me if I “felt the light of god during [my] stay?” They also don’t prescribe birth control and have a general hate-boner for having to help fat women. I had to teach my doctor what a trans person is and how to address one (this decade).

Anyway, they bought all the medical buildings in all the towns near me. Woo!

brb pressing the “fix the USA button” button, which will deploy the “fix the USA” button.

Parenthetical statements are so very useful (as they can denote a hierarchy of thoughts (and do many other things))! I love them.

backlog gamepass would be hype. Like, this whole thing is shit and old game should probably cycle into the public domain; if a corp put work into keeping old games playable, how cool would that be?

Are fractions not ratios?? I continue to be perplexed by the oddity of bad teachers’ thinking :(

If I didn’t learn to shut the fuck up and keep my head down, it would have happened to me, too.

I had one really good high school science teacher. He pushed the school to start a class with the curriculum of “what do y’all wanna learn.” I have never cared more about learning than trying to wrap my head around special relativity and the constant speed of light, or building rube goldbergs on the lab tables in the back. Imagine: kids want to enjoy learning! Fucking WOW! (little bit of spite there at the end)

Tic Tac Torus

I forgot to say thank you before I saved this. They’re coming to deport my pc now :(

I just got a nice straw broom the other day. Try to ban relocate it and I’ll relocate its haft… i don’t know… uhh… from my cold-dead hands! (sorry I just wanted to brag about my new broom! I’ve been cleaning cobwebs and (old) wasp nests from our house and its gonna be transformative once i get enough cobwebs off.)

Unrelated, you don’t supposed its bad to have wasps around, do you? Theres a Paper Wasp nest outside my bedroom window and sometimes they get in to escape the heat and I have to let them out when they start buzzing around. I think its cute!

My neighbor has a manual mower. Its so cute! I wanna mow the lawn just so I can push it! Also, it doesn’t hurt to push (I’m so old haha)!

>Take memes seriously and get in fights with strangers.

-Sidhean

literally 1984 lmao

Can i fistfight ChatGPT next? I bet I could kick its ass, too :p

Crazy that braindead lemmings ignorant specifically of history are still smarter than this dummy

Just secure the tip D: