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2 months ago- History: Duelist (0/1/0)
- Captain: Elizabeth Debicki (1 / 1 / 0) – Get kidnapped after drunkenly challenging her to a duel and getting surprise whacked behind the head
- First Mate: Adele Exarchopoulos (1 / 2 / 0) – We bonded during my captivity and secretly hooked up and conspired against Cpt Debicki
- Castaway: Kelly Brook (3 / 2 / 0)
- Pirate Haven 1: Iris Apatow, Virgin Whore (3 / 3 / 0)
- Pirate Haven 2: Francia Raisa, Shipwright (4 / 3 / 0)
- Ambush: Penny Lane (4 / 5 / 0) – Board her ship and best her in a duel
- Merchant Ship: Hayley Atwell (6 / 5 / 0)
- Privateer: Grace Caroline Currey (6 / 7 / 0)
- Cabin Girl: Angourie Rice (6 / 7 / 2) – Bedslave, looks up to Adele as a big sister
SUCCESS! Sailing >= 4
- Penny Lane – Adele seduces her into abandoning her naval commission, and she now serves as the ships Tactician and Adele’s sub. Mad ffm 3somes
- Grace Caroline Currey – After besting her in a duel, joined my crew constantly demanding a rematch where the winner domms the loser, but constantly loses on purpose. She’s my new bodyguard.
- Iris Apatow – After taking her virginity, she fell in love with me and stowed away on my ship. 2nd Bedslave and has a strong rivalry with Angourie Rice.
- Nathalie Emmanuel – After sinking her husband’s ship, she’s now the ship’s accountant
- Freya Allan
- Cindy Mello
Background: Scientist 0L0G1B
Copilot: Lenu Klum 2L0G1B Smuggling: Olivia Rodrigo 4L0G1B Checkpoint: Em Rata 5L0G1B The Bounty Hunter: Mary Elizabeth Winstead 7L0G1B Cantina: Solomia Maievska & Daniela Melchior 8L0G3B Crash Landing: Morena Baccarin 10L0G3B
Treasure: Luck ending, Jenna Ortega Remaining points: 5L0G3B
Harem:
Copilot: Leni Klum
Jenna and I go pick back up my old copilot with our new ship. I couldn’t just abandon her after her sacrifice.
Navigator: Jenna Ortega
Her skills in finding the treasure in the first place, are translated to skills in space navigation and finding other treasures.
Botanist: Morena Baccarin
I persuade her to come with me instead in my new ship, and make a new farm there. She insists this means we’re married, and for some reason thinks a healthy marriage requires many sister wives.
Head of Security: Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Hearing news of our success, she requests to join my crew as the onboard muscle.
Diplomat: Olivia Rodrigo
She decides the best way to undermine the Interstellar Dominion is by seeing more of it as part of my crew, and helps smoothe over any diplomatic situations.
Maid: Solomia Maievska
I go back for a rematch, and after a losing streak, Solomia places herself as a wager and loses. Her domestic skills leave much to be desired, and she thinks “making the bed” means she has to constantly sleep in the same bed as her master.
Bounty Hunter: Ana de Armas
A bounty hunter codenamed Paloma is sent by Mary’s father for taking her away. The crew and I manage to subdue and persuade her to join us instead, she now serves as our onboard bounty hunter.