Well, obviously this happened to Crayon Eater and they turned out fine! Complete with insulting everyone and a habit of eating crayons.

They want poor people to die. Because poor people are subhuman surplus population, while the rich are the glorious master race.

I wish I was kidding, but they really believe that.

Mill Ends was started by an Irish immigrant who spent so long looking at an unfinished lamppost hole that he finally decided to do something about it.

Fun story about Mill Ends: At one point, the people in charge of the second smallest park, in England, petitioned to have Mill Ends stripped of its title due to the fact that it ‘didn’t have a fence’. The very next day a dollhouse fence appeared in the park.

Another fun story about Mill Ends: according to its creator, it has a colony of leprechauns living in it, the only colony outside of Ireland. He would periodically write about their adventures.

They do! They also sometimes decorate the current tree for Christmas.

‘Half Way to Hooves’ would make a good band name

If she’s on the list then she’s already been exposed, no?

You might want to find a different hobby. This hating on pizzacake doesn’t seem to be good on your mental health; now you’re even hallucinating things she ‘could possibly’ be doing in your head to be mad over.

‘May have’? So you don’t actually have any proof of that.

When did they say anything about Musk?

Pretty much Xitter, give or take a subject

accurate matches up to 95.5% of the time

and they’re more privacy-preserving than visual images

Oh fuck all the way off.

Wasn’t Trump getting rid of 988?

Aww bye bye banana :(

Congrats on all the new baby bananas I’m sure you’re getting though!

Aren’t they though, at this point?

Spoiler: there’s a reason he’s called Teflon Don.

His cultists have already forgiven him for that blunder.

Looks more like a drunk person drawing a stick horse to me

Ever been to an HoA meeting? Some small people get even a tiny drop of power and it goes right to their heads.

More like incredibly aggressive. They are a type of algae after all. If you don’t keep a firm leash on them they’ll reproduce enough to drain all the oxygen and nutrients from an enclosed system like an aquarium.

Plant tribbles, if you will.

Paramount is in the midst of closing a multibillion-dollar merger with the movie studio Skydance, a deal that requires approval from the Trump administration.

Hmmmm

Paramount is in the midst of closing a multibillion-dollar merger with the movie studio Skydance, a deal that requires approval from the Trump administration.

hmmmm….