“This just in: sky confirmed blue, scientists say.”

1 nano-second in… fucking trash

Anne Landers is a boring ol biddy. The one where Homer and Flanders become friends

poor baby. who grills out on thanksgiving? also my charcoal grill never does this

smithers does deepthroat because he’s… yknow… and sideshow bob runs for mayor

three eyes on every fish and two cars in every garage

analogous to saying “i’m a pro wrestler. i beat my wife and kids. to shield them from senseless violence would be a mistake” or “i work at wendys.”

jesus did i go back in time???

MOM! Phineas and Ferb got internships at Tesla!

wrong drink