“Patently offensive” and “lacks serious artistic value” are entirely subjective classifications. With those restrictions, any game with country music should be delisted.

I always assumed the replicated food was nutritionally perfect, thus producing little to no waste.

Meth. Meth is the reason.

I’m just curious how you got to sleep in the first place.

You’re talking about the same industry that coined the term “preemptive strike” instead of calling it what it is: starting a war.

I was expecting the predator to be Trump or some other celebrity pedophile.

You’re forgetting the primary rule of religion: everything you do is evil, everything I do is the exception.

IIRC, Biff Tannen was based on Orange Hitler.

Or the ketchup.

I thought you were going to suggest cutting in half and Counting the rings.

I suppose maybe it’s a media strategy, the aim being to fix the idea that it is California’s fault in the minds of people elsewhere.

It’s a media strategy, all right. Only the aim is simply trying to distract you from the Epstein files.

You’ve never spent the entire 2nd intermission waiting in line to return 3 16oz’ers back to the wild, have you?

Jesus Christ!! I can almost hear the argument being formed about how incels are right because it’s found in nature.

Of course he was targeting the NFL. If he was targeting Blackstone, the news would have to talk about who Blackstone is.

If your intent in the bathroom is the left label, the face is the one you make when the top label happens.

“Turned down” is the propaganda way of saying he rescheduled it.

“Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?”

It’s Jesus logic.

“You have to let me in so I can save you from what I’m going to do to you if you don’t let me in.”

Ooohhh! Those should molotov up nicely!

More like “think of the children’s holes”.