I mean to be fair, the nazis would fuck your life up / kill you if you didn’t do as they said, so… Yea.

My great grandfather was in the Gestapo. I’ve painstakingly translated and read his old journals. Fucking wooof.

Are you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?

My son is going to be sad that we don’t use duo anymore

Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to.

Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?

So you’re under the impression that you’ll never be able to get all of the piss out of the p-trap, regardless of how much water you run down there?

Are you a plumber?

If so, you should find a new trade.

No, I don’t think I will.

Oh shit thanks for the clarification.

In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.

I’m an electrician by trade, but was a plumbing apprentice way back when. Interesting theory you got there, but no… You can wash all the piss out of the p trap by running the water.

On the morning it’s just easier to go in the sink. This way I’m not pissing all over the floor.

If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I’ll just use the sink.

People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you’re going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless

Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away