Where are people getting this Lord of the Rings-ass idea? Russia doesn’t want to absorb Ukraine because

A) They do not want to be responsible for tamping down decades of Banderite insurgencies, and

B) Doing so would mean that they now share a vulnerable border with a NATO member which is, and I cannot stress this enough, most of the reason they went into Ukraine in the first place.

What they actually want is a buffer zone in the form of a demilitarized Ukraine. The Donbas Republics have voted to join the Russian Federation, so they’re not going back to Ukranian control, but western Ukraine is far more strategically beneficial to them as a rump state.

Oh well then surely we need only kick in the door, and the whole rotten edifice will come crumbling down!

These are the same people who throw a mocking rave outside a concentration camp aand act aghast when the inmates have the gall to do something about jt

“Trust me bro I totally read the mandarin charters of eight other parties (who i was just claming dont exist) and they all say what I’m claiming, no I will not be posting anything to back up my assertion”

Lmao are you 12? This is giving such “liar kid in elementary school” energy

Dictatorship of capital

“Oh yeah? Well at least here I’m free to stand in the designated standing area with a government-approved sign and leave when the police tell me to!”

According to this report from the Harvard Kennedy school

Yeah man sounds super russian

I think it’s so awesome how you guys have to give yourselves processing disorders to avoid parsing information that threatens your curated slava ukrani reality

“There aren’t any other parties”

“Yes there are”

“Uhhh well they don’t count”

Anything to avoid admitting you’re wrong, eh?

It’s crazy the extent to which western liberals exist in a bubble of unreality when it comes to who is winning the war

There are eight alternative parties

The People’s Republic of China attacked ancient Vietnam? Like, with a time machine?

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“The fact that there is no evidence of adrenochrome baby-eating rings just proves how good they are at hiding it”

Pavlovian defense responses that have been debunked more times than you’ve had warm meals

Puerto Rico and Samoa too

Unless you happen to live in corporeal reality, in which case it matters quite a lot

Morbidly curious how many Ukranian attacks on random countries it will take for US liberals to admit they’ve been had. My prediction: infinity attacks on other countries or one single attack on the US.

While I’m here, id like to officially put down my prediction for 9/11 Two: This Time it’s Banderites

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Lol @ the spiteful sports team mentality. Yeah man i got two big RUSSIA foam fingers. Everyone is twelve now.

I personally am skeptical