And as they always should have been, 18-24 year old will be called “Big Kids”.

No, Rich.

Every tribe gains military power when I’m a member.

Gentlemen! There will be no fighting in the War Room!

It’s some new trend, not really worth looking into.

MySpace

In the US we say, snitches better get that thing looked at before it gets any worse.

Assuming your family knows that you’re in recovery, it is acceptable to tell them that you’d prefer non-alcoholic restaurants in the future. Now, if Uncle Dave always loves going to the brewhouse for his birthday, don’t stand in the way of his birthday, just give him a call to say hi, and sit that one out.

Wow that’s pretty cool, wait, no, that’s definitely fucked up.

I grew up rural, and moved into a small town.

I went back out to the mountains to visit family after bring away for a few years and I was blown away. For as small as my town is, it still can’t compare to a middle of nowhere sky.

No fair! Who could even compete with a hairy intelligent guy?

So freeze some sperm for a decade or so

Please tell me you didn’t get these ice cubes from the GREEN tray!

We were watching Grey’s Anatomy not long ago and I wondered how many of the things they were doing weren’t possible on the show ER?

Bring me a puzzle! Not a jigsaw puzzle, those are terrible.

A riddle, a debate, a strategic game, a round of trivia, a philosophical thought, even a stupid joke, I want to explore it!

🤯

I already loved that movie but now, holy shit.

I have found my people.

Mostly because boobs are pretty great.

Each of my cats has a specific strange trait that I would look for.

“A LOT of people thought that they developed some sort of mental illness over COVID…” Then he rambled on for a few minutes on how those drugs are just performance enhancers for lazy people.

I got shamed by a doctor and still haven’t gotten diagnosed.