To the mom, yes. But the poor kid doesn’t deserve her punishment.

Well, it is called the National Crime Agency…

Moved out of Phoenix to a walkable city. Can confirm.

Is everyone still talking about Epstein? Look, a tariff!

Hah, he misspelled Donakd.

🦅🇺🇸🎆

This was exactly my thought. They pitched the donations as a way to prevent enshitification by external powers, and then they themselves start enshitification?

Excuse me, ma’am, I’m looking for a woman that looks just like you but is a redhead. Have you seen her?

“No…”

Damn. Okay. Thanks. gunman walks off, dissapointed

“Whew, glad I dyed my hair.”

All of these experts stating the obvious makes me think of this John Mulaney bit.

And then… then… then you go to brunch with people and they’re like, “There shouldn’t be a horse in the hospital.” And it’s like, “We’re well past that.”

I spent a couple hours for jury selection in a court for a county I was moving out of. Luckily, I was pardoned from jury duty because some long-running cases could have potentially gone on past our moving date.

This title kind of sucks. Not making the air as dirty is not the same thing as cleaning the air. “Did you clean your room?” “Yes, by only making it 17% dirtier!”

“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

That’s just like your opinion, man.

Why nout?

We alsou have to start adding U’s in places that nourmally only have O’s.

I came here to say this.

Tell me why! I never wanna hear you say, “I voted that way.”

It’s a Trump quote. He said that little kids may only get two dolls instead of 30, and those two may cost a few dollars more.

Math books are going to get so complicated. “If Suzy, an 11 year old baby girl had enough money to buy 30 dolls, but then the price doubled due to tariffs, how many dolls can she buy now? Two, but they are a few dollars more.”

This article lacks a lot of internal consistency. Also, how is she “A Mexican living in America” if she voted? She either is an American citizen who voted legally, or a Mexican woman who admitted to voter fraud. I highly doubt the latter.