Bist du mein ehemaliger Biologielehrer? (Also Studium und Präferenz von Kühen gegenüber Pferden stimmt. Aber Geschlecht, Status des Studiums und Alter nicht… Hmm 🤔)

But still no seatbelt…

Reason for another XKCD comic about bad graphs (or ten).

I hate all MS Office products for their “smartness” already!

No Word, I chose those words and this spelling very precisely thank you very much. And no PowerPoint, I would like to align these things with actual precision even between your auto-snap guides and kilometer-per-arrow-press positions…

Holy shit what kind of cars does that study take into account/what type of vehicles do people drive‽ (Granted I do not know how fuel [in-?]efficient worries/trucks are but O.o)

And yes I am aware that 2016 is 9 years ago now, but I know I am driving badly when my car consumes slightly more than half as much fuel as this average and I am rapidly thinking about just how much money some people/companies are spending on gas!

Another thrive enjoyer in the wild woohoo!

Of which the additional four sides are, somehow, both 1s and 20s simultaneously, depending on how they feel that day.

Ich hörte ferris rave‽ 🦀🦀