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Phil_in_here@lemmy.cato Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Bill Burr Says ‘CNN and Fox News Are a F—ing Disease,’ Fires Back at ‘Horrible’ Conservatives Bashing Him as ‘Woke’: ‘They’re Racists’ and ‘Cowards’193·6 days agoAh yes, prefacing comedy with an indication that what he’s about to say shouldn’t be taken as an academic truth… what a bastard.
Dude needs to focus his comedy on whatever niche hobby he has the most factual knowledge about instead of talking about uncertain and/or complex socio-political issues at the forefront of our cultural attention.
And doing it for money no less? Smh
“So now we’re going to start practicing capitalism. Buy your own fucking blocks, you freeloading piece of shit! I don’t even want these, but you sure as shit can’t have them!”
Theres a fire in my kitchen, but the fire extinguisher is only going to stop like 25% of the damage, so I’m committed to not stopping the fire.
To be clear, I also don’t support the fire. But the fire extinguisher is:
- filled with chemicals
- makes a huge mess
- costs money to recharge
- may cause other damage from overspray
So the best thing for me and my kitchen is to do nothing until they make a “fix my kitchen” spray.
“Oxy” is great because it also doubles with the word association “moron” so we’re subconsciously berated as well.
Phil_in_here@lemmy.catoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•My neighbors HATE ME due to this one SIMPLE TRICK12·13 days agoOh, that’s some context
Phil_in_here@lemmy.catoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•My neighbors HATE ME due to this one SIMPLE TRICK1·13 days agodeleted by creator
Phil_in_here@lemmy.cato News@lemmy.world•Hershey Raising Candy Prices by Double Digits on High Cocoa Costs2·15 days agoIs it like that cilantro-soap thing in people’s genes?
Because you’re absolutely right and it’s absolutely baffling that the company still makes chocolate after WWII when it was presumably used to booby trap MREs against Nazi looters.
Phil_in_here@lemmy.cato Boycott US@lemmy.ca•ICE releases deaf Mongolian immigrant after holding him for months without interpreterEnglish4·15 days ago“What’s he doing with his hands?”
“Oh shit, he’s casting a spell! Tie him up!”
“Nice try, hombre. You’re going away for a long time now!”
Phil_in_here@lemmy.cato People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Satire is indistinguishable from stupidity2·18 days agoThat’s why I mentioned exclusivity.
There should be high end private grocers. There should be plastic surgeons. These should be allowed to be privately owned
What is this, a Seinfeld episode?
Jerry: “How’d the date go last night?”
Elaine: “Ugh, total bust! We spent the whole time arguing about calamari!”
Jerry: “Arguing about calamari? Like fried squid?”
Elaine gestures there you go
George: “It’s deep fried, what’s not to like?”
Elaine: “He doesn’t even know what it is!”
Jerry: “Never had calamari? What a sad life…”
Kramer enters. Applause.
Elaine: “Kramer. What’s calamari?”
Kramer: “Disgusting. That’s what it is.”
Jerry: “We’re not talking about the same calamari here.”
Kramer: “It’s like chewing on rubber bands!”
Jerry: “You’re not still going to Bosco’s are you?”
Kramer: “I like Bosco.”
George: “Didn’t the health board shut them down?”
Kramer: “That’s how you know it’s authentic.”
Elaine: “Can we get back to my problem, please?”
Jerry: “I’ll tell you what, let’s all go out. Elaine, you can bring you can bring your boyfriend. I’ll show you all what calamari is supposed to taste like.”
Elaine: “Well, do the have caviar?”
Jerry: “Caviar? What am I made of money? Why caviar?”
Elaine: “That’s what he thinks calamari is!”
George: “Did you correct him?”
Elaine: “Yes, George, I corrected him. I corrected him for 45 minutes!”
Kramer: “Well why didn’t you just order the calamari and show him?”
Elaine: “We were at a coffee shop.”
Kramer: “Oh, they don’t serve calamari at coffee shops.”
Elaine: “…I know. I didn’t expect to have to defend the reality of what calamari is when we made the date.”
Phil_in_here@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•well funded deportation and concentration campsEnglish8·18 days agoThere’s already no requirements and you really only need to omit the truth in your vague dogwhistly interview.
“I’m just fed up with what’s been allowed to happen in our country!”
“It’s high time we did something about these illegals (convicted felon and corrupt oligarchy) that ruin everything for the rest of us!”
“These people need to go back where they belong (safe in their communities)!”
Phil_in_here@lemmy.cato History Memes@lemmy.world•"STDs come from anyone except us!" - EveryoneEnglish41·18 days agoWhat they’re saying is calling it “the American Disease” because Europeans raped the natives of the Americas, sounds like you’re blaming the natives for the disease
Phil_in_here@lemmy.cato People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Satire is indistinguishable from stupidity91·18 days agoNo necessity should be for-profit (exclusively).
If it is required (by nature, civilization, or by law) it is literally extortion to make a profit on it.
people later in the day get fucked by 30-40m
That’s not at all how time works.
If a doctor has 1 hour appointments, scheduled on the hour, and everyone is 5 minutes late, the schedule is now every hour on the :05.
Your 9:00 arrives at 9:05 and runs to 10:05, but that’s fine because your 10:00 is 5 minutes late, so they’re now on time. It’s not cumulative at all.
“They shouldn’t waste my time waiting for them, they should be early and waste their time waiting for the appointment!”
No, but seriously, +/- 5 minutes is what it is. After that, it varies a lot on context.
Phil_in_here@lemmy.cato Ontario@lemmy.ca•The entitlement of some Ontario drivers is absolutely astonishing. They are fully aware that you are breaking the law by going 15% over the speed limit. And yet they victimize themselves?10·20 days agoWhat a fuckin’ traitor.
I’m only like 99.9% against Trump wanting to revoke citizenships. But the there’s guys like this and I gotta think “if he’s not going to fuck off himself…”
Phil_in_here@lemmy.cato Canada@lemmy.ca•Canada finally reveals the results of its universal basic income experiment42·21 days agoBut! Maybe we could not tax the rich and the money would trickle down, have you thought of that?
This calls for another study!
Phil_in_here@lemmy.cato Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What big budget movie had absolutely no buisness getting made?7·27 days agoHot take! We’ve got a hot take over here!
You think the satanic panic was about occult imagery? No, it’s about loot distribution! Why should the druid get an equal cut when the rogue is going all the damage?