My motto is if something it’s important, I’ll receive a text/message immediately after a missed call.

If not it couldn’t be that important.

I was told the autobahn had no speed limit. I was lied to my entire life and it hurts.

Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.

On a separate thank you for being a good dad.

The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.

I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.

Pocahontas is 100% a minor. She married John Smith at 12 in real life. Based on the ages of the other princesses of movies at the time she is probably canonically 16

Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18

There’s this girl at my job that is off the deep end and every part of my brain is screaming at me when I have to talk to her but there is that ONE part that always has to wonder “what if” lmao

I hate that we have turned into this as a society.

I literally can’t take a shit in peace because my wife is blowing up my phone. Like GFD give me 5 minutes to wipe my ass and I’ll call you back!

Obligatory fuck A-shit Pie 🫡

I bet you 1 million dollars your country is dependent on trade with America.

A vote for Trump is a vote to end America. It really is that simple. If there is one thing I hope future generations rally around and condemn is Trump voters. I hope they are shamed for eternity.

There only thing Reddit has over Lemmy is their awesome niche subreddits. Outside of that they have nothing and being more like Reddit is not something we want. With attention comes heavier moderation.

Bro who is drinking milk for taste!? If I’m not using it in coffee, a recipe, or cereal, I’m not drinking milk. Why are people putting my their lives on the line for better tasting milk?

Wait I thought gay sex was the point? Is that not what we’re talking about?

Civ 3 has my fav soundtrack. My favorite is this gem you get in the modern era:

https://youtu.be/MPe5an9VltI

I wonder what it would cost, assuming it was possible, to build a bridge to Hawaii.

The crazy part is it really doesn’t shatter anyone’s expectations. Everyone expected it. Either the magidiots already believing it’s great and everyone else who knew it would be shit and we weren’t surprised.

Exactly. The only people lowered rates helps is the rich. When you lower rates, spending increases which is the main cause of inflation.