The angled prongs also make it easier to plug it in the dark because you can easily identify the rotation of the plug.

Rock (Bottom) Lobster!

Johnny wasn’t the best human, but I’d take him over Taint any day of the week.

Buy her two, rock his world akimbo mode.

I LIKE HIS SHOES

Too real. Haven’t used Windows in over 20 years. New job has locked down SOE laptops. I’m not even allowed to install putty without permission.

I use niri btw.

Dial into my local BBS and play some door games.

The keyword is efficiently.

I’m not anti ai. I’m anti burning down the down planet to solve problems that were already solved years ago with a few scripts.

About all they are good for is generating boilerplate code. Just far less efficiently than a snippet library.

Get told you’re evil, and the cause of societies problems enough times, you start to believe it.

My ex wife did it to me, always assumed the worst. So I became the worst. It wasn’t even a conscious decision. I just checked out.

Simplistic take, but I see it every day.

Yep. If you had to go through excruciating pain just to nut. You’d gladly take a kick or two.

Not a drawing?!

The monsters!!!

I also added a rule.

Exclusive naming rights of all pets brought into the house.

If you’re going to ignore me, there will be consequences.

Isn’t that right cuntdestroyer?

Got a degree in not a real science to do not real engineering.

I have a refractory period of about an hour. I can sustain for 3 times before it all stops working.

In real life, once.

Last night. If you count breaks, 5 rounds. She came 3 times, I came once at the very end.

Focus on the quality of your sex, not how many nuts you have.

Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”

Where’s Wally: The Movie

You just want to see a muppet use the N word. Don’t you!!!

Just don’t forget to bring your nachos

I think I preferred it when I couldn’t see it.

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