That’s a good idea. Let’s give obese people sandwiches to raise awareness for starving kids, too.

Wait a second - this reads like you can store electricity, but everyone knows that you can only have electricity for a short period of time after it’s generated. Or is that just the case for solar and wind energy?

Like, I guess since coal and gas have been inside the earth longer that means the electricity can last longer, right?

And solar and wind energy, since it hasn’t been baking underground, is more prone to evaporation or whatever, which is why we can’t just stick batteries in solar and wind farms and save some of that electricity for when there’s no wind or for when the moon is out?

My wife has this little electric toothbrush thing that she puts in her pants after I finish making love to her, and I’ve seen batteries in it - could those be wind batteries? They’re pretty big, but not car battery big.

I’m a Republican by the way.

Kid named paraglider

Thanks, I’ve been working on losing weight.

Not really.

Are you calling me a skinny liar?

I can’t see under the water, because I’m in my bed

This chick loooves pissing

XD

You’re good homie, lolol

I’m just fuckin around

And I’ve got plenty of time left. Why’d you get all confrontational and start yelling at me?

I’m 37

Hey, I wanna show you something cool. Come over here within gut-punching range for a second real quick.

:-|

How can they say this about Lost? Don’t they know that’s what the Bible is based on?

This is what the pumpkin would’ve turned into if Cinderella were going to a moonshiner’s ball.

I will call him Francis. I can name him whatever I want, right? That’s how the post reads.

You have very kind eyes

Ok you’ve learned your lesson.

That’s how bad they’ve been. It just shows up

Because you’ve been a very BAD person, and you deserve to be SHRIEKED at