So whose smart idea was it to think tariffs would not hurt the american people.>

They are easily identifiable by red baseball caps.

Seller does not have to raise the prices.
Importer (US company) pays the additional import tax (tariff) and then covers that by rising consumer prices.

Bird just wanted some lightly fried fish fillets.

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He has kids, so only honorable mention.

Never.
They are brought up to be perpetual victims.
They might ask “why did he bruise my knuckles with his face?”

So, are they great yet?

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Bag with foil or mesh lining that turns it in to a faraday cage.
Amazon and other similar marketplaces have them.