I like how you think. Why waste energy fighting your enemies when you can set them on themselves?

I swear one of my mates buys books as ornaments…

I think this is more of a geographic problem than a fashion problem.

Shout out to Ren whom I genuinely believe to be a generational talent - someone who has the potential to alter the course and content of popular music going forward.

The UK definition isn’t that wild - the ‘ra used to plant bombs and then phone it in. There’s still terror seeing a building explode - knowing the only reason there aren’t casualties is because the bombers, this time, called it in with 15 minutes on the fuse.

Believe in yourself - if nothing else.

I never knew that. I thought it went from beagle to seagull and then on to eagle…

A world where it’s not just actors, musicians and sports people who can become stars.

Gotta give props to the classic tweet: “If you had to choose between saving Piers Morgan’s life or ordering a pizza what toppings would you choose.”

If everything else is wonky then “level” looks wrong.

What about Civil Marriage ?

The sky man don’t need to be involved at all.

Ignore what randos on the web say - the opinions of only two people matter. You and her. Good luck; however it works out.

More terrifying even then if they were competent?

You may want to look up “pantomime dame” and have a read.

Me.

You’re familiar with market towns in the UK? A bit like one of those but with hours and hours of agricultural land all around it. A solitary high street in the middle of nowhere.

N.B. I’m not USian so don’t know what I’m on about…

Yup, I pretty much agree with all that you say.

I’m so sorry you had to find out.

I’d also recommend avoiding Mr. Hands and 2 girls 1 cup but, to be honest, these three are just the tip of a vile iceberg.

I’ve embedded Wikipedia links; just in case.

Aye-aye, dream that dream. We all gotta reach for something.

If Noel calls themself Noelself then Noel is not using a pronoun but rather Noel is referring to Noelself in the third person - and unnecessarily cluttering-up a sentence.

But, fuck Noel’s life, that’s just Noel’s opinion.