You eat it with your mouth, someone else will be along to tell you how to cook it

Then he already has the number

Did he impregnate you?

Retire at 80, if you’re lucky

No-one in the UK goes to a restaurant for breakfast

Art of the deal, baby!

I’m a Brit. I was in Italy recently, and oh my fucking god, American girls are so fucking annoying. I’m sure they are as sincere as anyone, but the many conversations I overheard sounded so basic and vacuous.

It got to a point where I was convinced the same group of early 20-somethings were going to all the same places that we were.

The country was founded on the principle that the primary role of government is to protect property from the majority

• and so it remains

Pics or it didn’t happen

Ha, I did not know that.

TIL

Very wrong. Cinnamon is king.

Threateningly chubby?

As a Brit, I find parts of that article deeply offensive. Pork pies, scotch eggs, black pudding…all delicious.

And what the fuck did the humble bourbon biscuit do to deserve that.

Utter bollocks!

I already had dozens of reasons to never buy a Jeep. This is just the cherry on a shitty cake.