Is the gun in the metaphor held to your head? Google… Or else?

You are so close to getting it…

Why the hate? I’m out of the loop on omarchy.

Im not really worried about what Wall Street is worried about. Our paths don’t really cross in the slightest.

I don’t trust Forbes on tech.

How about something more direct: https://privacysandbox.com/news/update-on-plans-for-privacy-sandbox-technologies/

After evaluating ecosystem feedback about their expected value and in light of their low levels of adoption, we’ve decided to retire the following Privacy Sandbox technologies: Attribution Reporting API (Chrome and Android), IP Protection, On-Device Personalization, Private Aggregation (including Shared Storage), Protected Audience (Chrome and Android), Protected App Signals, Related Website Sets (including requestStorageAccessFor and Related Website Partition), SelectURL, SDK Runtime and Topics (Chrome and Android). We will follow Chrome and Android processes for phasing out these technologies and share updates on our developer site.

My dad was just telling me the other day how hard Trump is working for us. He thinks Trump only sleeps 4 or 5 hours a night because he’s working so hard.

I’m going to send him this.

Wow, why would anyone vote for somebody so easily tricked by Nazis?

I got let go after telling my boss I wouldn’t open a new DB connection per request in our API. No pooling, he wanted me to dial a new connection every request. I had more dignity than that.

Fuck, I wish I had this at a job I absolutely hated with the motto “move fast and break things”

“We stand for the founding principles of America. You want me to articulate them for you right now? Individual freedom, limited government, the rule of law, peace through strength, fiscal responsibility, free markets, human dignity. The things that lead to human flourishing," Johnson said.

Oh that’s what’s happening? Let me know which of the 7 currently isn’t under attack. Take your time.

Republican incompetence masquerading as republican power.

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If they’re going to judge us by things we don’t even submit, they should give us a better keyboard

How else is he going to accept more of that sweet sweet Qatar money

Are colleges evil, anti-conservative places or are they bro filled locker rooms? The message about who to hate is unclear.

Why are you so desperate that we take it as gospel? Oh wait…

Tuesday

Nothing sounds more America First than single payer health insurance

I vote Democrat because I like to eat.

“Grandma, I’m not hungry anymore. They’re people too.” Is an edited version of a real conversation.

I have a big tent too but you know who’s not under it? Fascists