Doesn’t sound like too much of a problem to me!

First one is right up my street so why keep looking?

Adult content is probably the most saturated market on earth. I advise you read some accounts of what it’s like day to day trying to make money out of onlyfans because as I understand it, it’s a real grind, 12-18 hour days, making content, editing content, interacting with subscribers (who are by and large the worst), posting advercontent to dozens and dozens of subreddits and twitter etc.

If this is your plan for a career pivot. Don’t.

4 please

You really have a thing for those two women huh

But who is she?

First one where it’s genuinely an impossible decision, they’re all the correct choice so just give me one at random and I’ll be happy

Definitely not the one who has the wrong rhythm

Wayne from Letterkenny puts it best:

that whereas vagina sex provides stimulation of the entire penis, like a sausage inside a burrito, but bum sex provides stimulation only from like… Well, like the rim of the butt hole rather than inside the butt hole also.

So, what you’re sayings is, it’s less like going inside this Long John Silvers here, and more like going inside this honey cruller here.

Correct. It’s less like going inside this loaf of bread… And more like going inside this bagel.

I met linsey Dawn mckenzie once in a nightclub in the early 00s. Fantastic tits, got me through my teenage years…

Starbuck?

3 looks distinctly unwell

You’ve never seen a dog trying to hump people?

That’s like saying if a child gets an erection they’ve consented to intercourse.

Jamming your tooth pick into a horse likely won’t even make the horse notice

And that’s like saying it’s OK to rape an unconscious person because they won’t notice.

The hope is it’s changed somewhat for the better now but studio porn is an inherently exploitative and abusive industry and the performers tend not to be the mentally healthiest people to begin with but it’s certainly exacerbated by the needs of the business and has made hundreds and potentially thousands of people’s lives objectively worse.

Ruined? Majority? That’s subjective or untested, but porn has been a bad thing for many many people involved and that shouldn’t be whitewashed.

A dog is a conscious animal and cannot give informed consent. Purely in a mental capacity standing, a dog is about as intelligent as a toddler and a toddler also cannot give consent because, you know it’s a toddler. Sex with an animal is, by definition, rape and should be seen as such.

London Keyes is and always will be my number one.

Asa Akira

CP is not an appropriate abbreviation if you don’t want to get reported for child pornography

Left

I’m not sure you know what chubby means, or bathing, or clothes, or gonewild.