I was on there with my tongue before long.

Not walking, riding in the truck. I was driving and she was busy enjoying herself.

I had a girlfriend who would start to masturbate when she knew we were going to have sex because she was so horny. Like, if we were going somewhere to have sex she would unzip her pants, stick her hand in them, and start fingering herself. I liked that a lot. Also if I wasn’t going down on her or actively masturbating her while we were having sex she would masturbate constantly.

My wife has sex with her a couple of times before deciding that she really didn’t like her so there is that.

Exactly.

Not masturbation, but.

I had a girlfriend at work who would have sex any time, anywhere. We had sex in the telecom rooms hundreds of times. We had sex in my truck in the parking garage hundreds of times. One time when I was working year end we were the only people on the floor and she blew me in my office then we moved to the boardroom for sex. Once when there was a fire alarm I sent her a text that read, “Want to fuck?” and she replied, “Yes”. We went to the men’s room in the building across the street. My wife didn’t likeher and asked me to stop seeing her.

Always have a safe word.

Mine is, “meatloaf”.

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Why does she have sausages on her face?

Quack!

In my case my wife told me that I was only to cum in her or in her mouth. Having my wife ride me while my girlfriend ride my fave was awesome. The best thing I ever experienced, though, was having my wife lick the shaft of my cock while my girlfriend rode me cowgirl.

In my experience, your partner should get the load.

In my experience, pussies are all pink.

Her eyebrows? Her hair still doesn’t look natural. I like a woman who is really comfortable in her own looks. I like blondes, but not bottle bondes. It’s just my personal preference.

She’s a brunette.

What I bleach blondes and a 747 have in common?

They both have a black box.

Left. I’m not into 747s.

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Carpetbagger.