Smells like double jeopardy.

Oh dang, that sounds incredibly dangerous and just as hacky as I would expect from nature.

Hey what about us straight white adult males?

Distrowatch

Girls, maybe you all ought to stop treating all these men like appliances.

We have an oscillating Hitler effect.

Gen Z is the Hitler youth because all you parents told them art school is a waste of time and they took that to heart! Clearly it’s important to be hard and the world is about competition and being better than everyone else! You can’t make enough money if you’re not dominant and respected because we pay for leverage instead of value around these parts!

Boys, we did it. We made a right with two wrongs!

And cause another extra 50%.

1. Gotchas are better if the guy who got got is bad.
2. It’s not.
3. “All the way black girl”

Why would they tell their people who aren’t security people to just sit and do nothing?

I think they should stop making up new features and start giving us back all the features they’ve been taking away.

Remember when they were still making features instead of taking them away to artificially limit us? Why does my phone have to snitch to my service provider that I’m using my hotspot instead of my phone? Why can’t I use my wired headphones without a ridiculous hassle anymore? Why is there any price difference between 64gb and 128gb when I can buy a terabyte microSD from microcenter for $12? Surely they’re not using the leverage of their market position to squeeze more money out of the entire population right?

This meme works the other way around.

Y’all might be hopelessly horny, but I’m very hopefully horny. I know how to dance.

Idk. I don’t really pay a lot of attention to talking heads and politics. I just think conflict can be generally over when troublemakers are dead.

I can think of a way to stop them. It’s not a very ethical way though.

I need this. Where do I put my money?

What the fuck happened to “make the buttons do whatever you want”?