I question the legality of Russian government.

How about them apples, Puttyput?

The very same file that according to him checks notes doesn’t exist?

Isn’t that an illegally forced agreement? I mean, the consumer already bought the product and is forced to enter an agreement after the fact? At least it feels like it would be illegal.

It’s the same with software, sure, but somehow I’ve been brainwashed into thinking it’s ok because it’s a digital product/I only agree to a license of said product.

Minor inconveniences are things you potentionally have control over. Major events you most likely don’t.

Imma make a game called Deerfact Park which is a deer simulator where you can do factual things that deers factually do like infiltrate a futuristic company and espionage steal their shit and then imma release it on steam take that corporate bastards.

Fuck.

You guys never seen free roaming bacon?

It’s infuriating that the tipping culture is trying to spread to europe as well. I live in Finland and went to a restaurant a couple of weeks ago and while paying the bill the payment machine (or what ever it’s really called) had the audacity to ask whether I want to tip or not.

No. I don’t. The wages of the waiters do not suck here as they do in the states. They’re not the greatest, but you get by.

That’s italian for bone apple tea.

As a Finn I usually just go: “Yeah, you don’t need to torture yourself. We can just do english.” So it’s a mix of Finland and Sweden.

That’s my secret. I haven’t.

So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?

How in the hell has that app gone so far down? This must be a record in enshittification.

Great until you lose your arm in an arms race or something. Locked out of your own home, armless. Lost the race, arm and home.

I’m interestes to play this, but there’s no way that I’m paying 80€ for a video game on Steam. Ever.

I have a six-blade razor for my HeadBlade razor.

Nah, but it’s a bit bad that you assume she’s small size when the only info you have available is the mugshot.

I don’t really get it why people jump through these major hoops just to get Windows working the way they want it to. Just ditch the problem.

Fucking AI slop images.