Lukas Murch

Nope. President Trump said we couldn’t trust the numbers. Who trusts numbers? MAGA! /s

She’s really going to get hers and then pull up the ladder behind her, eh? What a boomer.

I’d open a KinkPay account, when offered.

Where I come from, we called this, “a good start”.

This is ducking unhinged.

I miss the wild west internet of the late 90s, early 2000s but it wasn’t better. Dial-up sucked.

Makes sense. If there’s one thing gangs are known for, it’s taking the advice of government officials.

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Sadly, I think it was Biden that put a 100% tariff on Chinese EVs. Fuck Trump, but come on, Biden, don’t do this shit for them. I really like that new Xiaomi YU7.

“So how did you solve world hunger?” “First we had a go fund me to assassinate DT. Met our goal. Then we fulfilled our end of the bargain.” “Go on…” “The we defunded ICE, and solved world hunger. 120B goes a long way.”

“Only arresting the rapists and criminals…”

Ah, Dan Goldman, why?? Damn it.

Ah! This meme gets me everytime! I was about to post this on FB, but then read the bottom line. You silly meme, tricked me again.

“Sounds like something a person that has smuggled 14 million illegals into the US would say.”-Pam Bondi, probably

This is horrible. The worst. *presses the vote for Zohran button harder

“Congratulations! You’ve just been promoted to US Deputy Secretary of State for the Trump Administration… Thank you for your great ideas!”

Donald J, “Who?”

Let’s pretend he isn’t a Russian asset. What would he do differently upon becoming one? At this point, being a Russian asset is the better explanation for his actions. If he isn’t, he’s making a lot of dumb decisions that benefit Putin and hurt the US and her allies.

He’s wanted to use that “load bearing” line for a while now.