I mean I’m not one but I’m okay with burglars thinking I might be ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Where’s the Kroger commercial people I hate them so fucking much

Yeah I never got what that was supposed to mean. You literally can.

My slurped machine needs an HD upgrade? But I just upgraded it dammit!

It would ultimately have to be something that isn’t even related but just sounds like a swear word

Tork or something

I’m guessing half of the drop is Canadians

Yeah def would never want to burden them again

I think San Antonio is about as red as it gets for a city its size

Salt Lake City obviously but that’s a different story

These are 100% British. No chance theres any US or Aussie or what have you

I love work. I love the people I work with. I love putting out a product that is needed by the world.

I’m sorry that some hate their job.

Why is it unacceptable?

If you bit the dog in return you could’ve been a classic news story

Same. Rip RIF is fun

I am pretty convinced Diddy will figure how to bribe trump and get a pardon

The world (8 billion people) has more talent than when we keep it to the US (350 million people). We should want to import high level talent.

There’s like 15 Republican senators up for reelection?

All 8 on this list are super safe. The Republicans are risk would be Susan Collins of Maine and whatever’s going on in NC.

The AMA is a lobbying organization that mostly exists to oppose any other medical profession being given any rights whatsoever while doing very little to slow the worsening of the American healthcare system

Nick Adams the guy who tweeted that Trump could’ve been the greatest pro athlete of all time got a political appointment? Trump didn’t realize he’s an internet troll? I’m dying here

I heard you just throw it over your shoulder if you do

You hang your hot dog on the wall?